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我要杀

2
00:00:02,790 --> 00:00:05,220
(本故事纯属虚构)
-今晚的直播就到此结束
-我要杀…

3
00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:07,120
(与实际之人物团体等皆无关联)
-下次再一起玩吧
-我要杀 去死吧…

4
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(另本节目含有部分刺激表现)
-虽说现实就像狗屎般一样烂
-我要杀 去死吧

5
00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:10,600
(观赏时请务必评估自身状况)
-但就算无聊
-我要杀…

6
00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,370
(观赏时请务必评估自身状况)
-危险的事情也要适可而止哦
-我要杀…

7
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-要睡个饱觉哦
-我要杀…

8
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-大家晚安
-我要杀…

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-大家晚安
-我本来…

10
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-升天
-我本来…

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我本来…本来…

12
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我本来也应该在那里的…

13
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《主播女孩重度依赖》

14
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(猛毒电波少女 珀珀．洛丽波)
一击毒杀宅宅的心

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一击毒杀宅宅的心

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猛毒电波少女 珀珀．洛丽波

17
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(祢智祸大人)
掩盖你现实的银色骑士

18
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掩盖你现实的银色骑士

19
00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:05,990
就让祢智祸大人
引导你前往只属于我俩的地狱吧

20
00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,490
(狱蔷薇美血华)
黑玫瑰为诅咒象征

21
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黑玫瑰为诅咒象征

22
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将会憎恨直到你死去为止

23
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狱蔷薇美血华

24
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只要宅宅们希望

25
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卡拉马助夫会用甜美毒药
让你做一场永远的美梦

26
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(追踪数 583879)
(猛毒电波少女 珀珀．洛丽波)
卡拉马助夫会用甜美毒药
让你做一场永远的美梦

27
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卡拉马助夫会用甜美毒药
让你做一场永远的美梦

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所以呢

29
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我有说过
今天有重大消息要宣布对吧

30
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想知道吗 想知道啊 宅宅们

31
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那就没办法了呢

32
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我们卡拉马助夫
不是现在气势最强的实况主团体吗

33
00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:34,810
虽说已经等于是天下无敌了

34
00:02:34,810 --> 00:02:36,650
(追踪数 569034)
(狱蔷薇美血华)
虽说已经等于是天下无敌了

35
00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:37,790
虽说已经等于是天下无敌了

36
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但还有一个
迟迟不肯让位的老屁股赖在那里

37
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(追踪数 680932)
(祢智祸大人)
这让人无法接受对吧

38
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哼哼

39
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所以呢

40
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我早晚会亲手送她上路的

41
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而那个第一步…

42
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就是那位被称为"超天酱"的
超绝可爱天使酱将与卡拉马助夫

43
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举办合作谈话活动

44
00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:06,310
(Just the Two of us)

45
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(明明没实力 还自以为被捧上天)
(还在卖脸吗 根本就没才华)
(修这么大 看不出是谁)
(唱歌跳舞都不行还敢上台啊)
(她什么时候要引退)
(虽有唱歌跳舞 但都缺乏新意)
(清唱好惨 我耳朵都要烂了)
(她的粉丝真可怜)

46
00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,990
(追踪数是买来的吧)
(典型的只有脸好看)
(满是逊到爆的正在努力感)
(我完全没在看她的直播)
(光是看就觉得耻)
(只会追潮流 没有内涵)
(感觉只靠"表面工夫"在撑)
(只有表现欲是一流的)
(也该好好看看现实了)

47
00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:30,990
(只会追潮流 没有内涵)
(明明没实力 还自以为被捧上天)
(完全没有"专业感")

48
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阿P

49
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我今天也努力直播了

50
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没事的

51
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我没有在忍耐

52
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真的不在意

53
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真 的 啦

54
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无论是烦人的粉丝
还是阴险的黑粉

55
00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:59,860
我一点都不在乎

56
00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:05,230
顶多就是想
用绳子把他们绑起来游街示众

57
00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:09,920
还有想从不会让他们昏死的地方
尽量慢慢剥下他们的皮而已吧

58
00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,730
就像群聚在光芒底下的昆虫一样

59
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不在意 不在意

60
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我很幸福哦

61
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因为跟世上最爱的阿P在一起

62
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什么事都做得到

63
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阿P

64
00:04:20,370 --> 00:04:21,890
我们要永远在一起哦

65
00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:24,460
但根本就没有什么永远…

66
00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:33,490
说起来 我好像答应了某个邀请…

67
00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:36,260
好像是对方超级缠人
所以我就答应了

68
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是什么来着

69
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算了

70
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反正肯定是不重要的事

71
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那个 阿P 今天要玩什么呢

72
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(轻飘飘)
(遮阳伞 整颗粉红色的家伙)
我们证明《美食大赛》里
遮阳伞才是最快的好不好

73
00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,330
那个…真的可以吗

74
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我这样待在三位大人的身边…

75
00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:04,080
只是多一个人观摩而已
没什么差别

76
00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,020
别在意

77
00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:09,130
反正也只是
要被几万个无名小卒看着

78
00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:12,020
比起那个 你有事想找我商量对吧

79
00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,170
虽说我是有联络你说想找你商量

80
00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:19,420
但没想到会在
卡拉马助夫直播前夕被叫过来…

81
00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:21,890
不愧是美血华的朋友

82
00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:23,390
很可爱呢

83
00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,020
祢智祸大人…

84
00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,200
我会被粉丝杀掉的…

85
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被杀掉也没关系啊

86
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在那之前 就尽情享受吧

87
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别做会让我朋友被杀的事

88
00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,760
说得也是…

89
00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:41,820
毕竟你可是那位
无敌难搞美血华的朋友

90
00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:43,910
比天然纪念物还要稀有呢

91
00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:46,100
要不要先杀了你

92
00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:47,730
虽然她嘴上是这么说

93
00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:51,500
但你这位朋友到了晚上
可是会突然变得很脆弱哦

94
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她国中时也是那样

95
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你跟他说了什么

96
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所以呢 卡茜是要找我谈什么

97
00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:03,760
那个 真要说出来
你可能会觉得既廉价又无聊

98
00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:06,520
但我在想 我的价值到底是什么

99
00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,860
跟各位相比 这种平凡烦恼
应该很无趣吧…

100
00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:11,370
继续说

101
00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:16,080
前阵子 我第一次去概念咖啡厅
当客座员工…

102
00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,290
讨好宅宅 出卖自己

103
00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,660
拿到了好几万日圆…

104
00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:22,180
我将年轻转化成金钱

105
00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:25,940
把我人生的一部分
变成了数万日圆的日薪…

106
00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:28,330
回到家后

107
00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:31,120
还被那个已经不知道
还喜不喜欢的男朋友上…

108
00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:33,410
虽然还没讨厌到要分手…

109
00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:35,110
他长得也还算不错

110
00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:38,810
而且被某人渴求这件事
也确实让我感到开心

111
00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:39,600
呜哇…

112
00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:44,030
说出来才发现真的是
既窝囊又平凡的烦恼 好想死…

113
00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:48,270
你只是在透过成为他人欲求对象
来确认自身价值而已

114
00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:50,290
粗俗的概念咖啡厅客人也好

115
00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:53,040
靠自拍账号
让追踪者供养的女人也好

116
00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,050
供养自拍妹的家伙也好

117
00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:58,300
以及寄生在身上的男朋友也好
全都是垃圾

118
00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:00,210
至少现在是啦

119
00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:03,640
既然展示了
日常生活中见不到的梦想

120
00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,290
那么收取相应报酬 并非什么坏事

121
00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:09,140
在这点上 我们三个都是同罪吧

122
00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,620
既然是让人做梦来获取报酬

123
00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:13,800
那我们只要持续闪耀下去就好

124
00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:18,430
身为一颗永不损毁的钻石
就是我们的价值

125
00:07:18,430 --> 00:07:20,180
也是罪与罚

126
00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,860
你的价值只有年轻而已吗

127
00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,560
这…

128
00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,510
若你真的是那种
只有这点价值的庸才

129
00:07:28,510 --> 00:07:31,220
我想美血华是不会对你敞开心房的

130
00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:32,750
有敞开心房吗

131
00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:35,580
能被你这么说我很开心

132
00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,680
但我只是个平凡专业学校学生…

133
00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,170
有看过特摄作品吗

134
00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,620
看来是没有

135
00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:44,980
那些系上腰带变身的英雄

136
00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:47,910
在初登场时多半只是普通人

137
00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:50,540
甚至有很多主角是没工作的

138
00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:52,020
虽然也有例外就是了

139
00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:56,540
但某天主角们
会因为各种转折突然成为英雄

140
00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:58,520
虽然他们本性善良

141
00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,470
但如果从一开始就高喊正义

142
00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:04,010
是很难让现代那些别扭小鬼
产生共鸣的

143
00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:06,530
直播主也跟骑士腰带一样

144
00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:11,060
差别只在于按下的是
变身器按钮还是直播键

145
00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:14,720
下个瞬间
就在镜头的另一端成为英雄

146
00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,400
既然是变身

147
00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,260
那扮演自己喜欢的人格也无妨

148
00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,420
也能戴上自己喜欢的面具

149
00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,090
明明谁都能成为主角

150
00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:26,300
却因为害怕在舞台中央跳舞
而不断逃避

151
00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:32,960
脑袋里的螺丝…被常识给束缚

152
00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:35,820
因为没疯 所以感到安心

153
00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:38,160
学校 职场 家人

154
00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:41,360
社群平台上的联系
或是来自恋人的爱情

155
00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:46,420
成为了薄弱避风港保护着大脑

156
00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:49,750
只为了不让自己看起来
像是社会上的"怪人"

157
00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:53,740
这个可怜的紫色老太婆
脑袋里的螺丝早就喷光了

158
00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,100
紫色老太婆

159
00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,390
这一点 美血华不也一样吗

160
00:08:58,130 --> 00:08:59,070
是啊

161
00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:03,380
所以我们才能
活在道德与伦理之外

162
00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,980
毕竟从社会角度来看
我们就是"怪人"

163
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,890
你在普通人之中长得算漂亮的

164
00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:13,070
在普通的世界里
要多幸福就能有多幸福

165
00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:15,330
脑袋里的螺丝还锁得好好的

166
00:09:15,330 --> 00:09:17,440
还能活在常识范围内

167
00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,330
不像那些自诩为王子的疯子

168
00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:23,100
或是排斥他人的任性公主

169
00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:27,930
要是哪天你也疯了
想变身的话 尽管告诉我

170
00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:29,810
我会帮你系上腰带的

171
00:09:35,870 --> 00:09:37,700
差不多是开播时间了

172
00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,670
好了 回到之前议题吧

173
00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:42,100
我还是觉得很可爱

174
00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:43,810
我觉得你很吵

175
00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:45,230
虽然我也觉得很可爱就是了…

176
00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,790
我要杀 死去吧

177
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,960
我要杀…

178
00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,130
(升天)

179
00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:01,050
真亏你敢向天使大人
邀约进行实体活动呢

180
00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,570
对方绝对也有在在意我们

181
00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:06,740
只是稍稍挑衅一下就搞定了

182
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,810
真的吗

183
00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:09,940
虽说不是有胜负之分的活动

184
00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:13,140
但还是会评判出
哪一方比较有气势吧

185
00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:16,990
但我觉得以3对1来进行时
就已经很不公平了

186
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:22,160
(超天酱小姐 休息室)

187
00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:31,710
明明是3对1 却已经要输了

188
00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:33,970
这不是变成初期的勇次郎了吗

189
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,160
吵…吵死了

190
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,940
我是因为卡拉马助夫终于要变成最强
的这个事实而欣喜若狂啦

191
00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:46,760
好了

192
00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:48,580
快点打开啦

193
00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:53,050
好痛…

194
00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:55,200
怎么能对队长这样

195
00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:00,070
天使晚安

196
00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,910
天使晚安

197
00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:06,330
(追踪数 10753536)
(超绝最可爱天使酱)

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你…你好

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我是猛毒电波少女 珀珀．洛丽波

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(卡拉马助夫诸位)
(超天酱小姐 休息室)
我是猛毒电波少女 珀珀．洛丽波

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我是猛毒电波少女 珀珀．洛丽波

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今天请您多多指教

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(砰)
今天请您多多指教

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果然是输了

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我还是第一次
与别人做实体合作活动呢

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这孩子在出道前
曾经是超天酱的粉丝

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美血华 笨蛋
少在那里撒这种谎啦

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还曾梦想着
能与她一起玩格斗游戏对吧

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才没有

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我只是试着看了一下
然后稍微有点入迷而已

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这样啊

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那现在…你不支持我了吗

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这个嘛…以前我是挺崇拜你的啦

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但我们现在也是有声有势

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说不定今天卡拉马助夫的粉丝
反而会比较多哦

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但我并不是为了分胜负
才当直播主就是了…

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但也不觉得自己会输呢

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聚集在此的各位朋友

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能与各位共度今天这段特别时光

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我深感荣幸

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大家要好好享受哦

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好厉害…

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而且为了让这段特别时光更加精彩

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我们邀请了特别来宾…

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她就是超绝最可爱天使

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超天小姐

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为表礼貌 我要先向你道谢

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感谢你这次接受我们的邀请

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这是我要说的 谢谢你们邀请我

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我也想看看"第二名"
到底是些什么样的人

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(第二名)
我也想看看"第二名"
到底是些什么样的人

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我也想看看"第二名"
到底是些什么样的人

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所以很高兴能来

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(现在)
虽然摆出冷静姿态的天使大人
"现在"是第一

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虽然摆出冷静姿态的天使大人
"现在"是第一

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但论瞬间爆发力
还是卡拉马助夫占上风呢

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真了不起 很擅长炒热气氛呢

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明明刚刚在休息室里
还像只小鹿般抖个不停

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什…

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撒那种谎也太卑鄙了吧

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不管是不是谎言
在慌了手脚的那一刻就扣分了

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实际上别说是小鹿
根本就是只四脚朝天的乌龟

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为什么要攻击自己人啦

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好厉害…

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能跟这么热闹的"艺人们"合作
真是我的荣幸

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(艺人们)
能跟这么热闹的"艺人们"合作
真是我的荣幸

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能跟这么热闹的"艺人们"合作
真是我的荣幸

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(气气气)
能跟这么热闹的"艺人们"合作
真是我的荣幸

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对吧

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(最近的)
对吧

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(最近的)
最近的"偶像"可是很擅长搞笑的

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(偶像)
最近的"偶像"可是很擅长搞笑的

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最近的"偶像"可是很擅长搞笑的

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你在天上假装从容的时候

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(相当跟不上时代)
你在天上假装从容的时候

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(相当跟不上时代)
是不是变得"相当跟不上时代"了啊

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是不是变得"相当跟不上时代"了啊

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是啊

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毕竟我对其他直播主没兴趣嘛

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(呜)
什…

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她说对我们也没兴趣呢

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该不会其实是怕随时会被谁超越
所以怕得不敢看吧

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是匿名论坛等级的挑衅呢

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(呜)
是匿名论坛等级的挑衅呢

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是匿名论坛等级的挑衅呢

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烦死了 别把我
跟网络上那些白痴混为一谈

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我们都是国中毕业

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笨蛋之间就好好相处吧

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网络国中毕业天使

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不要突然攻击友军

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是说跟对手感情变好是要怎样

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我是早早就看穿那狭小校园
果断放弃的天才

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别把我跟你们归为一类

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这里的 三个人

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是同队伙伴吧

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愉快

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真想稍稍体验一下那种恐惧的感觉

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因为身处顶点…总是孤独又寂寞啊

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超天酱很寂寞吗

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嗯

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因为寂寞
所以才透过直播与大家见面

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大家也是因为寂寞才来看我

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但那并非对等关系

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我们终究只是被挑选鉴赏的商品

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而观众只是衡量人类价值的大众

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虽说客人不是神明

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但对客人来说
直播主必须是个顺心的偶像才行

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明明同样是人类

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这边是被当作神明或王子般供奉着

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但只有心甘情愿跳进坑里的笨蛋
才能沐浴在那赞赏风暴中

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那样也没关系

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因为超天酱是引领宅宅们的天使

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虽然偶尔也会有发病的时候就是了

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每当那位天使大人骄纵他们
大众就会愚蠢地得寸进尺

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若能一直逃避现实并获得永久幸福
不也是挺好的吗

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虽然或许总有一天会被拉回现实

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但至少在看着我的时间里
他们是幸福的

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被宅宅们捧在掌心的期间

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我们这边也感觉像是在做梦呢

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多亏大家的那样对待

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我们才能
一直扮演心目中的理想角色

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继续当故事里的登场人物

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在只属于自己的故事里

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明明大家都想当主角
却一个个从梦里醒来

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推进故事的力道逐渐变弱
慢慢回归平凡

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回过神来才发现
早已经变成安于现状的"前主角"

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但超天酱是永恒天使
这点让我觉得有些寂寞

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明明是因为在一般社会混不下去
才投身于直播这种疯狂之中

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结果竟然还会挫折
说到底 也只是半吊子的疯狂吧

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很呛呢

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因为那是洛丽波身为队长的职责

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说不定哪天你们也会变成那样哦

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我觉得即便是那样的天使大人

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也完全有可能突然背叛宅宅
坠落到地面哦

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是啊

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或许真有堕天的那天也说不定

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到时候 洛丽波也要好好珍惜
曾是我粉丝的那段回忆哦

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因为只要有人还记得
我就能得到救赎

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就说了 曾是超天酱粉丝这件事
是这家伙的谎言…

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毕竟不是"曾经"
而是"现在也是"呢

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无论超天酱多么超然

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也无论我发送多少毒电波

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终究还是无法面对每位粉丝
这点让我很难过…

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是这样吗

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或许无法面对所有人

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但对于那些真心需要我的人
我或许会觉得他们很特别哦

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就算他们装出一副真心的样子
但不出3个月 应该就会换推了

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不

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如果若是能像
洛丽波这样真心支持我

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果然还是会留在心里的

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这不是好听话 是我的真心话

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什么真心…

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就说曾是你粉丝只是在开玩笑了

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00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:21,240
在我第一次直播格斗游戏时

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有个孩子只给了500日圆的斗内

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留言说
"我也喜欢这个游戏 想要一起玩"

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在格斗游戏的直播中
很少会收到如此纯真的女孩信息

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所以我能感受到
这孩子是真的想和我一起玩

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超天酱 居然还记得那种事…

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YOU LOSE

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(天才)
(升天)

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(进入觉醒模式)
(来啦)

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(这打法根本让对手无计可施
太恶劣了(这是赞美))

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妈妈

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怎么啦

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拜托 可以让我刷500日圆吗

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咦

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拜托啦 好啦

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-嗯…
-嗯 谢谢

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嗯…

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(猛毒电波少女 500日圆)
(我也很喜欢这个游戏 想跟你…)

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00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,550
(我也很喜欢这个游戏
想跟你一起玩)

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不

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因为是段看起来很快乐
却透着浓浓寂寞的文字

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所以我懂哦

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00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:23,620
让我记得这孩子也很寂寞

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00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:29,380
看来是我们输了呢

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啊哈

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00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:32,810
只要照这样做下去

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就能无限刷高宅宅们的好感度对吧

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00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,950
这就是天使的使命

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你看 就是因为这样
宅宅会马上开始宠溺直播主

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00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:48,230
我其实根本就不是个会斗内的人

364
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,570
这次只是被气氛带动了…

365
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,900
但那只是为了给前辈面子而已

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00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,740
我们人气早晚会超过你的

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00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:57,560
你就边发抖
边等着那个时刻到来吧

368
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,650
你的手指在发抖哦 队长

369
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,830
我也是啊

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00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,200
那个女人…

371
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:18,010
都是因为你 我才会这么落魄

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(坏女人 无职系网红)
(追踪数 0)

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00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:24,290
来了个能当素材的人啊

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00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,920
哦 是闹事粉

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00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,050
因为有多少认同
背后就有多少诅咒呢

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00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,800
那个女人…

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00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:37,460
看来并不是我们的
而是超天小姐的粉丝

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00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,850
你…

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都是因为你…

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00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,490
我才会这么落魄…

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啊…

382
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是那种把自身没落
怪罪到别人身上的人

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教科书级别的内心脆弱之人

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遗憾的是天使大人不记得你了

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00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,960
吵死了

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不管你们怎么说…

387
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我都要在这里杀了她

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00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,420
不然我会睡不着觉

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在叫我吗

390
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,900
好了

391
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:10,070
脑袋少了螺丝的人到底是谁呢

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00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:13,030
我做得到

393
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,070
我要杀 要杀了你

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00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,950
都是因为你 我才…

395
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,410
我才…

396
00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:23,610
阿P在等我…

397
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:25,730
得快点回去才行

398
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:42,550
半吊子的人 连发疯都办不到

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00:22:25,170 --> 00:22:27,430
阿P 有好好拍吗

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00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,370
我啊

401
00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:34,840
真的最喜欢阿P了

402
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,730
无论有多想死 多想哭

403
00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:40,270
都因为现在不再孤单才能活下去

404
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,530
我非常珍惜
在这世界上唯一的恋人

405
00:22:45,350 --> 00:22:48,310
我就快要变得不正常了

406
00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:50,500
我自己感觉得出来…

407
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,640
在天使与人类之间摇摆不定

408
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,690
那道隔阂正变得越来越薄

409
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,190
因为两者皆为真实

410
00:22:57,190 --> 00:23:00,510
所以境界变得模糊
说不定大脑将会无法承受

411
00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:03,170
虽然无法想象会变成怎样…

412
00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:05,540
或许会无法从那一端回来呢

413
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,330
但是没关系

414
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,120
就算那一刻到来 只要有阿P在

415
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,980
我就什么都不怕

416
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,760
无论我是死 是崩溃 或是变成了神

417
00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:22,150
都要永远在一起哦

418
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:26,650
(下集预告)

419
00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:29,850
宛如天使般微笑的强烈幻觉

420
00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:31,300
INTERNET GIRL

421
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:34,060
以及有如恶魔私语
只属于你的镇静药

422
00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:35,100
NEEDY GIRL

423
00:23:35,670 --> 00:23:38,070
下一集 "INTERNET OVERDOSE"

424
00:23:38,070 --> 00:23:40,090
(第3话 INTERNET OVERDOSE)