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大家觉得
今晚的超天酱表现得如何呢

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(超爱)
(今天也†升天†了)

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(开心)
(无聊)

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(今天也超喜欢你)
很嗨呢

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(只能说是最棒)
那么也差不多该结束了

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(本作故事 纯属虚构)
你们这些人
要好好洗完澡再去睡觉哦

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(与实际之人物团体等皆无关联)
你们这些人
要好好洗完澡再去睡觉哦

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(另本节目含有部分刺激表现)
要是传出
"超天酱的宅宅很臭"的风声

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(观赏时请务必评估自身状况)
我是真的不会放过你们哦

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好开心哦

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升天

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(声音好好听 我要没了)
(不好)

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(太充实了)
太棒了

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太棒了

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无论是信徒的盲目赞美

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还是黑粉的低俗谩骂

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全世界的目光都集中在我身上

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(快感喷发)
全世界的目光都集中在我身上

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(炎上吧)
(一下就结束了 好伤心)
对这样的一个女孩子

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(浪费时间)
对一个连国中
都没好好上过的底层人士

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(就一个字 神)
(消失吧)
大家根本什么都看不清

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自以为是的批评 夸大其词的感想

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大家根本什么都不懂

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明明我只要有阿P就够了

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那个谁也不愿多看一眼的我

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如今正被全世界认可并期待着

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(色色的事)
比任何药物都还

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(色色的事)
更能让脑内啡不停分泌

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更能让脑内啡不停分泌

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是最棒的快感…

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(ABSOLUTE EGO DANCE)

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《主播女孩重度依赖》

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累积了不少收藏品呢

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因为偶尔也会上传玩具评论视频啊

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像是那个

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因为正片里出现了限定配色版

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所以现在变成神物了哦

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回过头来看
卡拉马助夫也变得很有分量了呢

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(追踪数 1840231)
(猛毒电波少女 珀珀．洛丽波)

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是啊

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照这样成长下去
成为第一也不是怪事呢

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(追踪数 1400231)
(祢智祸大人)

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那是当然

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照这样走下去 毫无疑问

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卡拉马助夫
将会登上这个国家的顶点

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英雄是绝对会世代交替的

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做好击落天使大人的觉悟了吗

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怎么

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难道是我洛丽波的光芒太过耀眼
让你被感化了吗

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那么 也差不多
该来回应大家的期待…

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夺下直播界的顶点吧

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让那个自称
"网络天使"的过气老人堕天吧

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天使狩猎开始了

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不过 前提也得要是
对方没有落荒而逃就是了

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她会接受的

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天使大人绝对会接下你的挑战

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我对她施了那样的魔法

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什么

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我虽然会让人做梦 但绝不说谎

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就大声宣示吧

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我们已做好觉悟
将一切赌在那小小紫色女孩身上

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就由我们卡拉马助夫来超越旧神吧

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好 猛毒电波少女
珀珀．洛丽波

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与另外两位

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当今的最强直播团体
卡拉马助夫

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要将那个总是死巴着过往荣耀

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满口说着救济
赖在网络上不走的过时产物

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送上西天

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毒可是越强烈就越甜美呢

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不错啊

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就让网络上的小鸟们看看吧

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(追踪数 13404)
(卡茜 美容系创作者)
(追踪数 1934342)
(狱蔷薇美血华)

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你…你是要向那个超天酱宣战吗

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毕竟是迟早要做的事

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可说是必然

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咦…

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美血华也变得离我好遥远了呢

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无需害怕

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时机已然成熟

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就只是这么一回事罢了…

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啊 戒指

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是新的吗

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没错 是祢智祸送我的

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这条逆十字项链则是美血华送的

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好

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明晚来进行对战预告直播

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也把大型会场租下来

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日期就在圣诞节 也就是平安夜

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结合会场与现场直播

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由众多观众来决定胜负

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看看谁是时代的赢家

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审判的瞬间到了

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在某个地方
有位名叫乔凡尼的内向少年

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他的生活过得不太顺遂

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让他渐渐开始思考什么是"幸福"

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他最喜欢与他的挚友
卡帕涅拉一起畅谈夜空

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乔凡尼虽然
为了去看银河庆典而离家

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却被坏心的同学们霸凌

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当乔凡尼在镇外山丘上垂头丧气时

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传来了"银河车站"的耀眼广播

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奔驰在夜空的银河铁道
就这么来到他的眼前

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而卡帕涅拉就坐在车厢里

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两人聊了许许多多的事情

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在这神秘的光景中
也聊到了"真正的神明"

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渐渐地 两人为了彼此

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立下誓言
要一同寻找"真正的幸福"

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乔凡尼对与挚友立下的誓言
感到无比高兴

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卡帕涅拉

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又剩下我们两人了呢

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无论到哪里 我们都要一起去

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我已经决定
如果真是为了大家的幸福

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要我像那只蝎子一样
把身体烧一百遍也在所不惜

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嗯 我也是这么想的

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可是

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真正的幸福到底是什么

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我也不知道

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然而 回过神来
当银河铁道向着终点前进时

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卡帕涅拉的身体已开始逐渐消失

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卡帕涅拉?

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卡帕涅拉

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被留下来的乔凡尼事后才知道

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- 卡帕涅拉…
- 那平时霸凌他的同学掉进了河里

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- 怎么会这样…卡帕涅拉
- 而卡帕涅拉为了救他却失踪了

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这个故事直到第三版前
都有位名叫布鲁卡尼洛博士的角色

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他教会了乔凡尼什么是幸福
以及今后该何去何从

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然而 在现今主流出版的第四版中

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博士的存在被抹除

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变成了这样的伤心结局

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为何宫泽贤治
要特地把结局修改成这样呢

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而真正的幸福又是什么呢

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结束

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又见面了呢

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你都在做什么呢

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没什么

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只是因为有一点时间
所以在这里看旋转木马而已

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是很美好的时光呢

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感觉好幸福

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或许真正的幸福
指的就是种不经意的平淡时间呢

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(幸福)

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是宫泽贤治吗

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对 你喜欢吗

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因为我喜欢的直播主有推荐

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她之前还开过朗读直播

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这样啊

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那你今天又是怎么了呢

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我…

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明天有场重要的发表…

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所以心里一直静不下来

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别太紧张比较好哦

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总会有办法的

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说不定比起真正上场
像这样静不下来的当下

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才是最幸福的呢

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我也不晓得 正常与疯狂
哪一边才是幸福呢

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(悲悯)

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很像我刚刚说的
很喜欢的直播主…

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该说是外表吗
又或者说灵魂颜色之类的东西

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总觉得没那么紧张了

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有喜欢的人很不错呢

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我虽然有恋人 但没有崇拜的对象

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不过 现在那个人是我的竞争对手

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但要解释的话 就说来话长了

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这样啊

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那能赢过那个对手吗

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嗯 我会赢的

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虽然我一个人的力量很渺小

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但只要合三人之力 就一定可以

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哇

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没事的

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这里是老店 常会有这种事

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总觉得将来很令人不安呢…

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我这一个现象

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是假定的有机交流电灯中
的一盏蓝色照明

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是所有透明幽灵的复合体

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啊 宫泽贤治

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很漂亮对吧

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就像夜空一样

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的确 这段时光是幸福的

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"仙女座的星云呈鱼嘴状"

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"大熊的脚朝向北"

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"延伸五倍之处"

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我差不多该走了

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那个 方便的话 请告诉我你的名字

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糖糖

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糖糖 小姐

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叫我糖糖就行了

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啊

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阿P在找我 我也得回去了

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好好哦

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糖糖的恋人
一定也是位很棒的人吧

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是啊

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来 你看这个

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这我们之前一起去海边时的照片

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咦

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那美血华做的有趣的梦是什么啊

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这个嘛 梦境舞台是个魔法王国

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而我的角色算是名
拥有非凡洞察力的侦探

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这次的事件
是来自公主殿下的委托

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要我找出暗杀宫廷小丑未遂犯
的幕后黑手

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(宫廷小丑遇袭 凶嫌落网入狱)
要我找出暗杀宫廷小丑未遂犯
的幕后黑手

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要我找出暗杀宫廷小丑未遂犯
的幕后黑手

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于是我就去见了被关进大牢的杀手

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我用敏锐的推理能力查明真相

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主谋就是王室的清洁工

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然而却发生了意想不到的事

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那名杀手被洗脑

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说出了错的名字

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但其实不是这样 他没有被洗脑

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(切记 雇人去杀掉○○○)
(把雇主名字擦掉 以防被看到)
但其实不是这样 他没有被洗脑

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(切记 雇人去杀掉○○○)
(把雇主名字擦掉 以防被看到)
依然是清洁工叫他动手

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依然是清洁工叫他动手

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但清洁工也是被某个人给操控着

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于是我再度窥探真实深渊

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终于找到了真正的主谋

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而那个人就是公主殿下

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她对在4岁时

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在国际象棋里对自己放水
耍着自己玩的小丑感到生气

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所以才企图将他除之而后快

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结案

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意思是身为主谋的公主殿下
委托美血华去查案吗

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怎么会有这么笨又蠢的公主殿下

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嗯…

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我也是这样走过来了

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专门学校也算应付得过去

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(美妆&美甲)
专门学校也算应付得过去

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毕业后也一定

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- 很厉害呢
- 在某家还过得去的发廊进修

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咦

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- 卡茜的设计
- 搭配着自拍照

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- 在IG上广受好评呢
- 一边上传还算过得去的美甲设计

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追踪数与人气也慢慢增加

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(卡茜 本周美甲)
追踪数与人气也慢慢增加

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应该能成为一个
还算不错的美甲师吧

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(祢智祸大人)
虽然现在单身了…

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但一定会再遇到很棒的人
然后坠入爱河

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谈一场适度投入

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适度刺激的恋爱

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之后也会有许多活动在等着我

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可是…

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对那些人来说…

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不过是些许散落的沙子而已

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那条项链超可爱的呢

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啊 这个吗

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是洛丽波小姐送我的

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卡拉马助夫的那位吗

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对齁 我都忘了你跟美血华是朋友

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嗯 算是吧

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我也买了耳环回送给她
虽然是便宜货就是了

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不错呢

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她绝对会高兴的

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这种东西的重点不在于价钱

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嗯

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抱歉 我好像有点不太舒服

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咦

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你还好吗

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要不要送你回家

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不用 我还好

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真的很抱歉

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我们是不是说错了什么

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嗯…我也不知道

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应该是我的错吧…

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姐姐 你好厉害 完全变成名人了呢

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不过挑衅的对象也太糟了吧

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姐姐的话 没问题的

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姐姐 你会赢过超天酱吗

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这个嘛

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会赢的

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好猛

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你们几个不也是对足球很投入吗

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那是当然的啊

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我们在学校可是顶尖的呢

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不错嘛 这才是我引以为傲的弟弟

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但也仅止于校内

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姐姐你面对的可是全世界呢

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根本就不懂呢

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在学校里拿个第一名
才是最幸福的呢

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没错吧 队长

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咦

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你是在紧张吗

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才没有

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但还是有点静不下心来呢…

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我去吹一下晚风好了

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那我也去小小散个步吧

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像这种时候
试着依赖一下你的朋友如何

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毕竟美血华跟我们不同
有个很棒的挚友呢

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啊 美血华
抱歉 这种时候打给你…

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其实也没什么事

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只是想以朋友身份为你加油打气…

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怎么了 你有听到吗

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你还好吗 我是不是打扰到你了

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我才…

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不需要什么朋友

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少在那边会错意

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也是啦

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毕竟你跟我这种人
是活在不一样的世界里…

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美血华从以前就一直都很帅
我是说真的

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吵死了

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抱歉

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果然是这样没错

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我是那种
无法走到玻璃窗另一侧的人

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就说你很吵了

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吵死了…

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吵死了

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美血华…

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卡拉马助夫兄弟们
缺乏信仰的贵妇人

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在三兄弟的故事开头

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许多人聚集到
一位不知为何极其认真

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且说话极其冗长的长老身边

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长老对着一位正为狭隘的爱
与广大信仰而苦恼的贵妇人诉说着

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越是热爱全人类

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对于个别人类

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也就是对每一个个人的爱
就会变得越淡薄…

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中间省略

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只要有人稍稍靠近

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那个人的个性就会压迫我的自尊心

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进而束缚我的自由

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我甚至可能在一天之内

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就变得能去憎恨一个高尚的人

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仅仅是因为某人在餐桌上吃个没完

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另一个人可能仅仅是因为感冒

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在那里一直擤着鼻涕

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就会让我憎恨他

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只要他人与我有那么一丁点接触

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我应该就会变成那些人的仇敌吧

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但相对地 我越是憎恨每一个他人

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我对全人类的爱

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就会变得越发热烈

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嗯…这是何等深奥的故事啊

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因为这是部既漫长又深刻的小说

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无法完整介绍

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剩下的就请大家就自己去读哦

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结束

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人越是有必须守护的东西
就会变得越软弱

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越是建立温暖羁绊
就越会被踩下刹车

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因为所有人都害怕坠落悬崖

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对那持续加速的速度感到恐惧
便开始逃进人际关系之中

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我一无所有

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唯有我 才拥有真正的自由

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才有救济那些束缚在
由无限人际关系编织的蜘蛛网上

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沦为监视社会牺牲者的大众
的觉悟与资格

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00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,140
为了引导迷途的羔羊

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00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,180
我必须是自由的

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真 善 美

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这三者想必比任何事物
都还要坚固吧

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但神独自一人便具备三者

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并超越它们

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信仰使神变得强大

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人们为寻求救赎信仰着神

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神为了拯救人们 会一直保持强大

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神将永世孤独

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美血华

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美血华…

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(招租中)
美血华…

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00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,520
美血华…

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美血华

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重要的直播就要开始
美血华到底是怎么了啦

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找到了吗

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没有

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00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:08,250
虽然有些担心 但没想到会这样呢

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00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,820
就没有任何线索吗

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00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:11,320
我也去问过卡茜了

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00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,790
但她说对方把电话挂了

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00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:14,930
哦 有信息传过来

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00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,380
是美血华吗

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00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,400
是卡茜

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00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,390
她怎么说…

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来得正好

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00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,990
知道美血华在哪里了 我过去一下

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咦

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00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:28,270
喂 要是连你都不见的话
不就剩下我一个人了吗

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在宣布重要事项时
只有一个人缺席才奇怪吧

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00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:35,110
不如只让队长一个人在场
反而会让人觉得是在做效果

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加油哦 英雄

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00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,200
能言善道的家伙…

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00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:43,600
你们这些人

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都给我在圣夜齐聚武道馆吧

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00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,160
这次可不是什么脱口秀

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而是演唱会对决

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天使与卡拉马助夫将会来场演唱会

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再由现场以及线上观众
投票来分出胜负

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00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,050
好好见证时代变迁的瞬间吧

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00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:04,050
你们将会成为这场革命的目击者

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00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:04,640
好痛

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00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:10,020
想不到打破窗户玻璃…

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00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,690
不是你一时冲动 而是特长啊

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00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:19,260
爱做梦的洛丽塔
处在永远的青春期吗

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00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:21,840
没什么

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00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:24,860
只是它妨碍我赏月而已

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00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,470
对你这个有个布丁头的普通人来说

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00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:29,680
应该是永远都不会懂吧

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00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,540
美血华…

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00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:36,990
卡茜…

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00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,720
好痛…

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00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,680
总而言之
你们通通给我好好期待着吧

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00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:15,930
那两个家伙 竟让我一个人直播

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00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,970
超可怕的欸…

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00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,510
王八蛋

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00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:25,000
(待续!!)

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(下集预告)

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卡茜与美血华对峙

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00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,670
一直被压抑的内心想法

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00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:32,690
觉得世间一切都奇丑无比

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00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:35,390
美血华说出口的真心话为何…

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00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:38,080
下一集 "Blue Monday"

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(第9话)
(Blue Monday)