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以人的温暖为宗旨

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创立人体家具15年

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曾经多次陷入濒临倒闭的危机

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但每一次我都不择手段地东山再起

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就是在那不断的努力之下

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才有了今天的成果

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美味

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没有毒

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没有问题, 社长

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完还有夏美

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恭喜你们结婚了

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以后要多生几个健康的男孩来接班啊

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干杯

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干杯

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社长?

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没用的废物

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等等

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这里面没有毒啊

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下毒的人不是我

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所以呢, 你是怎么搞定的?

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竟然能瞒过干练的试毒人成功下毒

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我让试毒人的体内产生了抗体

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产生抗体? 怎么产生?

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我花了三个月在他的餐点里添加微量的毒

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让他的体质变成吃到致死量也不会死

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但那么做不是麻烦到不行吗

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是啊

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没人料到会有人去做这种麻烦事

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正因为这样

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我们才能完成工作

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对了, 哥哥

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那件事你想好了吗

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那件事?

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结婚的事

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明

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你觉得我找得到人结婚吗

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这工作根本没机会认识对象

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可是…

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我知道

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奶奶她希望我们其中一个

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能继承"用毒人"的家业

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之前我用"没有对象所以没办法"拒绝

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结果她就介绍了不认识的分家女生

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打算硬是把我们凑成一对

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我不想被人逼着结婚

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所以"用毒人"就到我这一代结束

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我会一辈子单身

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你去跟她一起生活就行了

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也是啦

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毕竟哥哥你看起来不怎么受欢迎嘛

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吵死了

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(您有1则新信息)
(用虫人)

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好久不见了, 用虫人

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下吕你也没变啊

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茱莉亚

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听说"用针人"现在有三个小孩了

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三个都是男生

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伙食费据说很吓人

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不过我打算一辈子单身

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这样也比较自在对吧

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关于这件事

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我最近打算结婚了

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对方是个老实的好女孩

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还愿意接受我真实的模样

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真的假的

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你没有想过吧

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老实说

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我以为你比我还不受欢迎

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别看我这样, 我可是拼了命地在努力啊

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真是的, 居然背叛我

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我说下吕

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就算结了婚

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我跟你也还是好朋友啊

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不是吗

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是啊, 恭喜你了

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再见啦, 下吕

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等我安顿好再出来喝一杯吧

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用虫人

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你好厉害啊

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我想我绝对没办法像你那样
找到对自己来说很重要的伴侣

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本来我对结婚这件事没什么好印象

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但今天听你这么说之后

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让我觉得好像也没那么糟了

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虽然这件事跟我无缘就是了

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你愿意过来一趟我真的深感荣幸

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生意看起来很好呢

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托你的福

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为了让一般大众也能使用我公司的"清扫"

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我们的价格订得相当公道

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她们两个是…

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隶属于本公司的杀手兼秘书

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可以随意叫她们帮忙你做事或是放松

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不用了

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你不喜欢这种的吗

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老师, 等等

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那是防弹玻璃的隔间墙

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很潮吧

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这位就是这次想请下吕老师处理的人渣

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罪大恶极的婚姻骗子

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城崎芽衣妹妹

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她在我们的地盘上做了不少好事

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就拜托老师帮忙处理掉了

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请问你是…

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你接下来

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神经将会从末梢到脑部逐渐麻痹

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在全身被切碎一般的剧痛中受尽折磨

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而且过程中你都绝对不会失去意识

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最后我会用调配过的剧毒送你上路

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你就后悔自己活在这个世上吧

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那个…

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我叫城崎芽衣

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我们是不是在哪里见…

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闭嘴

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对不起, 那个…

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你长得很像我的初恋, 所以…

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婚姻骗子因为怕死所以想对我谄媚吗

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婚姻骗子…

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你说得没错

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因为我无论如何都需要一大笔钱

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为了救我生病的弟弟

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我透过各种管道借钱

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从事不可告人的工作

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即使如此还是不够

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不过…

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我最后竟然能死在和我最爱的人

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长得一模一样的人手中

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人生还真是让人难以割舍啊

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所以, 至少把名字告诉我好吗

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我叫下吕

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社长

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那个叫下吕的人没问题吗

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他说目标的"条件"要是罪犯…

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要是"人渣"耶

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他以为自己是谁啊

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用毒人的"高手"

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下吕家在杀手业界当中

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也是老字号中的老字号

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虽然他有着无谓的坚持

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但确实有一套, 让大家抢着要他

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总之就来看看他的本事吧

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- 下吕先生
总之就来看看他的本事吧

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干嘛?

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不好意思…没什么…

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这个女的

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真的…

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喜欢上我了吗

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哥哥, 抱歉用紧急线路联络你

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怎么了?

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我待会要回老家了

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想说在那之前跟你说一声

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什么?

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我会生下"用毒人", 下吕家的接班人

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正好分家也有人在找对象

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等, 等一下

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你没必要那么做吧

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哥哥你完全不懂

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奶奶她可是认真的

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她直接告诉我

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要是你不继承而我也拒绝继承的话

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她将剥夺我的自由

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强迫我生下小孩

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与其让事情变成那样

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我主动接受不是比较好吗

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明…

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那你女朋友要怎么办?

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当然只能分手啦

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不可以

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那要怎么办?

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让哥哥你来代替我牺牲吗

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那样才不行吧

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我只有这种时候才派得上用场啊

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你等我一下

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你不想死的话

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就跟我结婚吧

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我为了继承用毒人的家业

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必须要找个人结婚

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既然要找个人在一起

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那就挑喜欢我的你吧

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我也可以支援你弟弟的医药费

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我真的…

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可以这么幸福吗

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我当然是…

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死也不要啦

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我就想看你露出那种表情

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因为我明明就要死了

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却只能单方面受人摆布

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这让人超不爽的好吗

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现在痛快多了

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这世上的情侣啊

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都是看性格, 经济能力或是外表

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因为某些条件相配才会交往的

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居然向自己掌握着性命的人求婚

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这种混账配不上任何人啦

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我想也是

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如果你真心想要遇见那种对象

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就得先说出自己的真心话才行

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大家都是像这样互相理解, 互相冲突

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变得伤痕累累之后

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才会找到最适合自己的对象

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下吕你真的…

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是想为了家业而结婚吗

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那个, 老师

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差不多该杀掉她了

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毕竟我为了观摩可是砸了大钱啊

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我只会除掉那些
会成为社会毒瘤的"人渣"

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这并不是因为什么正义感

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单纯只是那会让我睡不好所以我才不做

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不过杀人就是杀人

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但我有时候还是会想跟心爱的人一起

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两个人过安稳的日子

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我对有这种想法的自己感到恶心

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其实我…

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也想遇见真心喜欢的对象

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平凡地过着相亲相爱又快乐的生活啊

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像是在晚餐或是睡前问对方

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"今天过得如何啊"之类的

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聊一些有的没的

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要是咳嗽了

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对方就会问说"怎么了吗"来关心

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可是…

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我根本不可能遇到那种对象

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别说学校了, 我连幼儿园都没去过

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从懂事前就一路以用毒人的身份活到现在

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向别人展现自己的弱点会直接导致死亡

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向陌生人说出真心话或是敞开心扉

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这对我来说是绝对不可能的事

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所以…

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你在说什么啊

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你刚才不就把真心话

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全都说给我这个刚见面的人听了吗

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的确, 杀手这职业给人印象很差

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不过既然这样

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你就尽管去接触各种各样的人就好了

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只要展现出真正的自己

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努力到自己变得伤痕累累

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对你有兴趣的人就一定会出现的

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虽然那大概会像是身处地狱一样

238
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好了, 你就杀了我吧

239
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,760
反正我是个人渣

240
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,520
都怪我搞砸了

241
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,060
害得弟弟的医药费要付不出来了

242
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,110
亲手剥夺了自己最心爱的人的未来

243
00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,230
这根本就是最差劲的人渣吧

244
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,450
下吕老师

245
00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:19,030
就聊到这里吧

246
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,490
还找婚姻骗子聊了一场扎实的恋爱咨询

247
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:25,620
请赶快让那个人渣断气吧

248
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,370
我拒绝

249
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:29,870
我需要你

250
00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:33,840
你很受欢迎, 跟许多人论及婚嫁对吧

251
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,510
所以我想委托你担任婚姻的专业顾问

252
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,930
我会尽全力保护你跟你弟弟的性命

253
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:41,930
相对地

254
00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,760
请你协助我能顺利结婚

255
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:48,770
我至今…

256
00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,810
跟无数个对象交往过

257
00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:54,230
但我第一次看到这种求婚方式

258
00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:55,690
不过…

259
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,970
那也得先逃出这里, 对吧?

260
00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:01,740
下吕老师, 我对你好失望啊

261
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:03,630
就是这么回事

262
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,740
契约成立了

263
00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:09,660
要是杀掉用毒人的下任继承人

264
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:13,170
我公司就会一跃成为业界顶尖企业了吧

265
00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,170
你们这些家伙

266
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:18,670
用破天荒的低价接下普通人的委托

267
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,340
之后再将那当作把柄, 勒索对方一辈子

268
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,390
你们到底搞砸了多少人的人生?

269
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,260
我哪知道啊

270
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,680
敲诈那些冤大头有什么不对?

271
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,440
你以为自己是正义使者吗

272
00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,020
我只是在确认条件而已

273
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,610
你们是…

274
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,740
"人渣"

275
00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:48,870
开枪

276
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,200
杀了那家伙

277
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:07,600
到哪去了?

278
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,930
就让你们在贵宾席见识见识

279
00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:15,020
用毒人的手段吧

280
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,740
该怎么说呢

281
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,070
下吕你不是在耍帅

282
00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:27,200
而是技术真的这么高超啊

283
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,700
小喽啰不管来几个都还是小喽啰吧

284
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:33,080
顶多就是用地狱"300辛"…

285
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:36,760
让他们留下心灵创伤
再也不敢踏进业界的程度吧

286
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,510
哥哥

287
00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:41,960
关于刚才说的事

288
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,800
我要出发了

289
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:43,970
明

290
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,430
你不用继承家业

291
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,310
就跟你说了

292
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,850
我是抱着什么样的心情…

293
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,850
我都知道

294
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,520
能够遇到让你珍惜的人

295
00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,940
两人一起并肩前行

296
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,110
那简直是千载难逢的奇迹

297
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,700
所以你应该跟她一起生活下去

298
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,740
你就这样帮我跟奶奶说吧

299
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:12,250
"我会结婚并继承用毒人"

300
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:17,380
"不过结婚对像我会自己找"

301
00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,750
真是的, 什么跟什么啊

302
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,510
哥哥你真的很任性耶

303
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,130
那好吧

304
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:27,590
我会帮你转达的

305
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:32,680
怎么了吗

306
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,270
我现在还动弹不得

307
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:37,020
我该怎么搬?

308
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,860
我除了工作之外没有接触过女生

309
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,360
不知道女孩子哪里可以碰

310
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,110
那你不用在意没关系

311
00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:46,950
反正我是男的

312
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:49,000
什么啊, 那就没关系了

313
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:51,490
咦?

314
00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:54,040
(婚姻剧毒)

315
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,040
(用毒人的相亲)

316
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,630
历经生死关头后洗的澡就是特别舒服

317
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,050
下吕你要不要一起洗?

318
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:03,920
我拒绝

319
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,670
也没什么关系吧?

320
00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:07,680
我拒绝

321
00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:11,180
我的生命现在充满了能量

322
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:12,680
这家伙

323
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,180
不管怎么看都不像男的吗

324
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,890
那, 你, 想, 要

325
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:18,100
确认看看吗

326
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,940
你为什么要扮女装啊?

327
00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:26,190
因为最近的目标是个男的

328
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,320
要骗女生的时候我会穿男装哦

329
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,780
两边都能扮不是比较有趣吗

330
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,580
所以你向我求婚是最正确的选择

331
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,450
求…

332
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:39,710
我可以教你不论男女都会爱上你的方法

333
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,330
那就赶快教我…

334
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:42,000
来, 这个

335
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:45,550
我已经先登记要参加相亲派对了

336
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,170
你填一下个人资料

337
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,300
这个超过12点已经是今天了耶

338
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:52,930
职业…

339
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:56,600
老实写不太好吧

340
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:59,180
就写"自由业"

341
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:03,190
参加的人里面, 男性占了压倒性的多数

342
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,980
所以我会吸引所有男性的注意

343
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,940
帮你减少竞争对手

344
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,450
下吕你听好了

345
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:11,450
像是仪容整洁或是服装穿搭

346
00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:13,819
这些都只是"不让人讨厌的技巧"

347
00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:16,160
做得再好也只会停留在"好人"阶段

348
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,329
要是你不找到你的"魅力"并展现出来

349
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:21,079
对方是不会心动的

350
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,380
你就实际去反复尝试看看吧

351
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,420
你好, 初次见面

352
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,880
我调查过了, "第一印象会决定一切"

353
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,840
我可是有准备了"必杀台词"

354
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,510
我叫下吕

355
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,310
年收入…万元

356
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:39,930
完全不行啊

357
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:41,310
对方都被你吓傻了

358
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,650
可是我的"魅力"就是年收吧
(试着把受欢迎的男人特征全做成了排名)

359
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,060
受欢迎理由第一名
(第一名 钱)

360
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:46,400
就算是那样

361
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,820
没讲两句就提那个
只会让人觉得你是来炫耀年收的混账啦

362
00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,530
你至少也要看着对方眼睛

363
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,490
面带微笑跟对方搭话啦

364
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,460
回去之后搜寻一下怎么微笑好了

365
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,630
下吕, 接下来换这个

366
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:17,050
(配对成功 传送信息)
换成交友软件你就能放心跟女孩子聊天了

367
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:19,720
(井荻咖啡工房)
我马上就帮你配对好了

368
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,680
你就去激发出自己的"魅力"吧

369
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,610
那个…

370
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:29,190
用毒人基本上不会吃别人提供的东西

371
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,570
这是为了保护自己而深入骨髓的本能

372
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:36,200
但现在这个场合不会有人盯上我的性命

373
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,190
所以绝对没问题

374
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:39,290
没问题

375
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,700
我表现得如何?

376
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,540
那, 那么下一个是这女生

377
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,920
下, 下一位

378
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,460
下一位

379
00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:03,980
光是今天

380
00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,940
就见了将近30位女性

381
00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:09,770
但没有一个愿意跟我交换联络方式

382
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:12,860
你已经很努力了

383
00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,160
不过你说得也没错

384
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,820
虽然说目的是要找出你的魅力

385
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:22,500
但我本来还想说
至少能顺利发展个一次也不错

386
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:23,850
城崎

387
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:28,080
难道不是因为我身上没有任何"魅力"吗

388
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,250
有啊

389
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,380
绝对有的

390
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:31,920
它只是目前还隐藏着

391
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,130
所以看不见而已

392
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,010
一定会有人对你有兴趣

393
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,930
为了能吸引到那些人

394
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,830
我会亲自磨练你

395
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,810
把你的"魅力"激发出来

396
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,390
其实我已经发现一个原石了

397
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,810
什么?

398
00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:50,060
你喜欢DIY食玩

399
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,320
有着同样冷门兴趣的人应该可以聊得来吧

400
00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:57,030
话说你那个清洁剂也太强了吧

401
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,620
这是我调配的净王火

402
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,490
想要消除压力

403
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:04,200
拿剧毒去清除顽垢是最纾压的

404
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,790
要是我认真起来

405
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:08,330
还能做出连铁也能蒸发的清洁剂

406
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,920
这也是冷门的兴趣吗

407
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,840
你还是一辈子都别提这个兴趣吧

408
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,510
找到你了

409
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,800
那我要往这边走了

410
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:23,140
明天见咯

411
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,100
好

412
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,140
等等, 城崎

413
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,100
明天是什么意思?

414
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:27,890
要约在哪里?

415
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,950
(新增好友)

416
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:44,620
城崎芽衣

417
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,200
你对我大哥做了什么?

418
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,670
少装傻了

419
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,460
我大哥曾向我发出豪语

420
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:55,420
想让守旧又俗气到爆的业界"死象复鸣"

421
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,420
而这样的他

422
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,680
现在却改口说要继承老家的干洗店了

423
00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:03,850
说不定是对都市生活感到疲乏了?

424
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,440
这是铅球

425
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,110
你的表情还挺诱人的嘛

426
00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:17,740
我会让你一五一十全说出来

427
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,910
如果你认真求饶的话

428
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:21,770
我可以再给你一次…

429
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:24,950
要我跟专骗平民百姓的人渣一伙

430
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,200
我不如去死算了

431
00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:30,250
真敢说啊

432
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,970
明明你就在黑社会混饭吃

433
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:35,880
说什么不想牵连平民百姓

434
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,460
抱持着可笑原则的家伙

435
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,260
在这业界可混不下去啊

436
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,640
我就让你那张可爱的脸

437
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,180
再也没办法当成你的武器吧

438
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:46,850
接下来是…

439
00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:48,020
散弹枪

440
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:50,640
老大

441
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,310
前面

442
00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:56,480
下吕

443
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,480
无所谓

444
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,030
给我辗死他

445
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,400
(净王火)

446
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:44,410
我也去…

447
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,120
继承乾洗店好了

448
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,210
你忘记带了

449
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,170
谢谢

450
00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:57,080
城崎

451
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,380
谢谢你

452
00:22:58,380 --> 00:22:59,170
要是光靠我自己

453
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,300
肯定不可能在一天内跟那么多女生见面

454
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,880
只要被其中一个人拒绝

455
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,390
想必我就会一辈子无法振作

456
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,100
在下不才

457
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,260
还请多多指教

458
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:14,020
今天也没有人跟我交换联络方式呢

459
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:15,350
你听我说啊

460
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:16,150
下吕

461
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,560
不介意的话可以跟我交换吗

462
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,150
(朋友 1)

463
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,860
我觉得人数不会再增加了

464
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:26,570
这是为什么呢

465
00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:29,660
感觉你现在非常耀眼耶

466
00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:32,790
对耶, 就是这个

467
00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:33,580
找到了

468
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,210
你最大的"魅力"

469
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,040
这是一段

470
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,960
超一流杀手, 用毒人下吕光的

471
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,090
相亲活动故事

472
00:23:46,810 --> 00:23:48,840
- 该怎么说  - 下次我们不去工作, 去约会吧
- 今天要来帮你做第一次约会的预演

473
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,070
- 这里就是所谓的约会胜地吧
- 今天要来帮你做第一次约会的预演

474
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- 会对她说什么?
- 我才不要

475
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:52,140
- 请你以结婚为前提, 跟我交往
- 我才不要

476
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:52,930
不行

477
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:54,020
下集

478
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魅力是什么?