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有群持续磨练着杀人技巧的人

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人称"高手"

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他们在漫长的血脉传承下

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掌握了必杀必中的绝技"变性血统"

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这是一段, 身为高手的一分子

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"用毒人"下吕光的相亲故事

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锁定好目标 Latata

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怀抱着秘密 Latata

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I know you want it

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And sure, I love it

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所以就戴着面具 Latata

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Run, run, run

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背靠着背 Run

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Fun, fun, fun

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无法预测 but fun

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在互相试探的尽头

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击穿渐深的黑夜

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就这样怀抱着毒药

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嘲笑奋不顾身的我们吧

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TOXIC

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如果是为了你

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TOXIC

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连命运也能改写

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无可救药地深陷于你

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明天要怎么选? Kill or Kiss

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TOXIC

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你渴望的是什么呢

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TOXIC

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我会一直待在这里

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不可思议地陪伴在你身边

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你会怎么选? Kill or Kiss

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Kill or Kiss

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Kill or Kiss

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Kill or Kiss

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(联展 白鸟猛个展)

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下吕, 下吕

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(本周推荐的活动)
明天中午过后

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我们在"海上美术舰AVOCADO"会合哦

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美术舰?

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你不是说找到我的"魅力"了?

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别问那么多, 来就对了

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城崎有够慢的

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下吕

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让你久等了

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我为了挑衣服所以不小心迟到了

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那我们走吧

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突, 突然抓人的手是很没礼貌的吧

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你好过分

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很多人光是想跟我牵手

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就得花上数十万耶

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该怎么说, 这里…

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就是所谓的约会胜地吧

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为什么要特地来这里?

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今天要来帮你做

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第一次约会的预演

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下吕, 就算你拿到了联络方式

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顺利安排了约会

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照你现在的样子也会草草收场吧

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事前准备好对策不是比较安心吗

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(S字狗)
这只狗狗好可爱

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好歹给点反应啊

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这个蓝色也很漂亮呢

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那个…

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蓝色

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说到蓝色就想到天空

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你太紧张了啦

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扣十分

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这个女人是个大美女对吧

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是吗

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你, 你比较漂亮

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那肯定是谎话嘛

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扣一百分

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我到底该怎么做…

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(对话中断时能打破沉默的15句精选台词)

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下吕

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你不用勉强自己耍帅啦

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可是…

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约会只要两个人开心就行了

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要是做得到我就不用这么辛苦了

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所以现在才要"修练"啊

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这比实习时期还要辛苦一千倍

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这, 这个是…

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怎么了?

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在40年前发售的世界首款DIY食玩

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"搅拌搅拌麻ZERO"

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预估价格三千万

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贵死了

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太便宜了

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我的话就会出五倍价

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不就是个容器和粉吗

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不, 那不是它在物质上的价值

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而是带给人类进步的基石那方面的…

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- 好好好, 该走了
而是带给人类进步的基石那方面的…

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下吕, 你真的很喜欢DIY食玩耶

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这次又怎么了?

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用这个姿势看, 发现还挺有趣的

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真的耶

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对吧

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就多加点, 加个30分好了

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好严格

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就当作是期待之后的表现咯

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我说城崎

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我很感谢你陪我做约会预演

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但差不多该告诉我了吧

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我的"魅力"是什么?

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下吕, 下吕

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你对那个大叔有什么看法?

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你问我怎么看…

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短尾侏儒仓鼠

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- 抱歉
短尾侏儒仓鼠

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洗手间太多人了

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狐獴

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旁边的是他老婆

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不只如此

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老师?

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老师?

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老师!

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- 这样很危险
他更是目前最受年轻人欢迎的艺术家

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- 大家冷静点
他更是目前最受年轻人欢迎的艺术家

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他更是目前最受年轻人欢迎的艺术家

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白鸟猛

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(白鸟猛)
就算外表跟举止都很疯狂

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(小动物VS肉体)
就算外表跟举止都很疯狂

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但对粉丝来说却是一百万分

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因为他有着身为艺术家的才华

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要举其他的例子的话…

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在关键时刻打出好成绩的运动选手

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姐姐

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拯救心爱家人的医生

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帮我们破除无趣日常的音乐家

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人们会对那些才华感受到魅力而喜欢上对方

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就跟喜欢上身边的人的外表或人品

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进而爱上对方一样

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那种心情都是千真万确的吧

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原来如此

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那就是所谓的"魅力"吗

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跟我没关…

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下吕你当时也…

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城崎你什么都不用做

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闭上眼睛数30秒

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独自解决大批坏人

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还救出了遭到绑架的我

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那毋庸置疑就是你的魅力啊

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所以与其透过相亲派对或是APP

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能让你展现百分百光芒的相亲方式就是…

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"帮助他人"

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也就是在拯救人质

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或是保护重要人物的过程中

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使对方对你产生好感的意思

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如果是你, 不管任何案子都能…

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等, 等一下

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我可是用毒人, 是个杀手啊

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反正帮助别人不是你的禁忌吧

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但那种像是趁虚而入的做法…

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老实说啊

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相遇的契机是什么都没差

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老师, 要不要跟我们一起去吃饭?

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我想去

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不管你有没有胆识

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那都只是起点而已

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因为真正会受到考验的

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是在那之后…

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在于你能否和对方建立幸福的关系

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老师?

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老师, 请也帮我签名

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你该不会是为了这个

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(超像太阳般的?女孩)

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主任

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应该是"姬川"干的

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我饶不了那个女人

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竟敢偷走为了看到顾客的笑容

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舰长他向收藏家低声下气

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倾注心血才收集来的作品

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绝对不能让她逃了

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去把所有靠近的可疑身影全部击落

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雷达上没有反应

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应该还潜伏在舰上

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一定要把"超像太阳般的?女孩"抢回来

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舰长

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"超像太阳般的?女孩"被偷走了

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小事

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谢啦, 鲨鱼重

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下次我们不去工作, 去约会吧

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大家, 抱歉让你们久等了

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去帮助遇到危险的女孩子

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让对方喜欢上自己

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我取名为"王子作战"

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你那是什么表情啊

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不是啦

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我又不是当"王子"的料

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那就叫见习王子好了

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先不管王子作战这名字了

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问题是要怎么接到"助人"的工作

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我不该在你吃东西的时候问你的

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(暗网 登入 注册)
"暗网"?

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对

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举凡杀人, 走私等等

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是专门中介黑社会工作的网站

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据说像是拯救人质, 担任保镖这些工作

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只要上暗网去找就能找到一堆

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你没有用过吗

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我第一次听到这东西

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我们家都是透过"牵线者"接洽

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兼具逆史和传统的下吕家就素不一样呢

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客人要点什么?

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这家伙要吃两人份

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腌渍横膈膜5人份

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我要被肉汁淹死了

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都是当车手或是走私的工作啊

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要是你有暗网账号就能随便挑了

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我没跟上时代真是抱歉啊

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城崎

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你看这个怎么样?

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我们的要求是

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你们暂时保管的所有艺术品

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缺一不可

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交换姬川的地点我会再通知

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姬川杏子她是在黑社会当中

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被公认恶名昭彰的小偷

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但实际上, 她一直都是

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将那些因为社会因素

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或具有恶意的收藏家而遭到掠夺的艺术品

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拿去物归原主

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姬川托付给我们的艺术品

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不能依照他们的要求拱手让人

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也就是说

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希望各位能在开始交付前

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潜入对方的根据地

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将姬川救出来

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果然委托费还是太少了

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这对靠打工过生活的我们还是…

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我干脆去把器官都卖掉好了

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北见先生, 你冷静点

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也是啦

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(委托内容 救出我们被绑架的老大)
这种CP值超低的案子不会有人想接的

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不过这对下吕来说反而是个机会

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因为没有其他的王子候补

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已经没救了

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那个

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他是下吕家的"高手"

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我叫下吕光

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专程来救你们的老大, 姬川杏子的

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下吕是那个用毒人的下吕吗

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为什么高手会来这种地方?

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如果是透过正规管道

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光是中介费就够拿走我所有器官了

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不过既然有"高手"在

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那就肯定能救出姬川了

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要攻下主城就得先从外围开始

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喂, 你们几个

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都还没讲到重点啊

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请问是什么事?

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果然要卖器官吗

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姬川她会…

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喜欢戴眼镜的男生吧

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(魅力是什么?)

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能够让我觉得如此美丽的人只有你了

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我能保证提供你最高水平的生活

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你就别当那种穷酸的小偷了

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成为我的收藏品吧

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我才不要

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我是基于自己的信念才当"小偷"的

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它们都在哭泣着

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那些从主人手上被强行夺走的艺术品

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黑辣妹派大师

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已故的艾格·萨托尔尼亚先生

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被偷的是他替自己女儿绘制的

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"超像太阳般的?女孩"

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它在市场上应该价值20亿吧

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有个画商和艾格先生有着老交情

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我找对方讨论后, 对方便提到了你

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拜托你了

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那幅画是我唯一留在手边的妻子的画

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对这孩子来说…

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很抱歉

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但我已经跟那孩子约好了

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没事的

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我很快就会让你跟"妈妈"见面

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我答应她一定会抢回来

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所以"你"也别哭了

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小潮

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能帮我好好折磨她吗

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我说下吕

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你那个问题其实问得很危险哦

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你没看到当时他们都很困惑吗

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眼镜男?

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这是什么"行话"吗

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表现出自己动机不纯

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可是最不像"王子"的行为哦

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总之既然接下这委托了

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我就会确实完成

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没想到会跟你再来到这里呢

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根据这台和部下北见先生借来的

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精准度高得变态的GPS显示

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应该就快到了

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舰上规定要把老鼠都赶出去

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城崎

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接下来要往哪里走?

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下吕, 我还是回去等你消息…

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我需要你

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况且我也不知道

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要怎么跟第一次见面的女生说话

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真拿你没办法

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我们稍微讨论一下吧

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停, 小潮

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有老鼠闯进来了

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去把他们磨成碎屑吧

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怎么了

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已经结束了吗

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那么…

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来换个花样吧

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我叫下吕光

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是名用毒人

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请你以结婚为前提

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跟我交往

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不行

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如果这不是演习, 你早就死了

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那不然我该说什么才好?

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不准动

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杀了你们

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晚点你再笔记下来

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相亲的基本原则就是

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要彻底考虑对方的想法

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所以你就先暂时忘了相亲的事吧

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这样不是矛盾了

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因为那不关她的事

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站住

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下吕你是来

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救出姬川杏子的高手

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她被囚禁在这种地方

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内心感到十分恐惧

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你见到她会对她说什么?

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那我们再练习一遍吧

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装腔作势成那样

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现在才拿出手枪也太逊了吧

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在你看来, 或许是这样吧

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那是…

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我打从一开始就该这么做了

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你也是收藏家的话

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应该知道它有多少价值…

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小钱啦, 小钱

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只要它能让你加入我的收藏

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你会成为我的东西吧

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别说是将那孩子的妈妈带回去了

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竟然还让它面临险境

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我知道了

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就照你说的

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我的手!

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怎么回事? 是谁?

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这里应该是个密室

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谢谢你帮忙弄干净了

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去做你的梦吧

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我叫下吕光

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是名用毒人

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我是来救你的

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已经没事了

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虽然讲得超级简短

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但这样应该就能稍微放心了

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怎么来的偏偏是"高手"

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我们可没有钱雇用你啊

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他们几个难道是把器官卖掉了吗

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他还没有想好第二句话吧

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谁叫他讨论到一半就冲出去了

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我现在就帮你解开绳子

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但幸好, 在发生最糟的情况前赶到了

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把老鼠杀了

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用水人, 小潮

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你也睡吧

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水

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好快

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城崎

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顾一下姬川

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下吕

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对女孩子要温柔点

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抱歉, 我晚点再听你说教

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下吕

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你好, 我自我介绍晚了

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这是我的名片

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你是"用毒人"下吕大人对吧

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是业务员哦

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事不宜迟, 这边有个提案

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这件事我们以和解处理如何?

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高手之间一旦打起来

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损失会比酬劳还多

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所以我来出价吧

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我出委托人的10倍

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在商业场合上自然会把情感切割干净吧

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"义务", "人情", "牵绊"

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每天晚上六点, 就一家人围着餐桌用餐

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那种生意人是不会有什么"压倒性成长"的

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她在说什么?

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身为专业人士就不该顾虑多余的束缚

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- 下吕的兴奋剂还有剩
应该24小时都为了产出最棒的成果行动

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- 先收起来好了
应该24小时都为了产出最棒的成果行动

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不要碰

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原来如此

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那个是剧毒啊

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高手们视为谋生手段

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代代相传下来的"变性血统"

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用毒人的变性血统

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会对达到致死量的毒产生反应

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进而强化身体机能

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换句话说, 就是为了在高手的世界中

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存活下来的生存战略

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才没有你说得那么好

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这是"在死前确实给目标最后一击"的诅咒

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(诅咒?)
既然你是"用水人"的话

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(诅咒?)
那莫名其妙的用水绝活也是"变性血统"吧

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虽然在旁人眼中看来就像是魔法一样

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你说得没错

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然后恕我冒昧

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敝公司的敝套装

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(敝公司的敝套装)
毒针和毒瓦斯都进不来

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(咕咕咕咕咕)
它有着能承受异常水压的气密功能

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那么我们就马上来讨论和解金…

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(失望)
我明白了

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(失望)
实在非常遗憾

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原来如此

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用毒人的变性血统越接近死亡

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速度就会越快

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真是棘手啊

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一旦被击中就完了

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说到"用毒人"的下吕家

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不就是引领业界的五大名家之一吗

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不如我们来创造

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更有意义的价值如何?

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还是说

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对下吕大人来说姬川是大客户

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不对, 不只是这样

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难道说

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她是你的恋人吗

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你的反击很没力呢

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只削掉了一层皮哦

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他涂了什么毒?

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姬川她只是个

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陌生人

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但是

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接下来说不定会变成很重要的人

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精细到以毫米为单位

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击中同一个位置三次

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我实在…

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听不懂你在说什么

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我想也是

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在你看来

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我应该是个不知上进的大笨蛋

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但是

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每天晚上六点, 就一家人围着餐桌用餐

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你认为很多余而舍弃的"那种东西"

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我却是拼了命

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也想得到它啊

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啊! 可疑的气息!

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我大吃一惊 吓一大跳 倒霉透顶

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浑然忘我

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啊! 出局的气息!

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你胡说八道 烦躁不已 失望透顶

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拜拜 亲一个

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无可奈何 我似乎比较适合

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像是给小孩子写的练习题

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连传染病都想深爱不已

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不行! 不行! 恋情大堵车!

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永远永远 最爱你 Shake Na Baby

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朝着扭曲标志前进的宝贝

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怦然心动 最爱你 Shake Na Baby

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我们两个就是安慰奖

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啊 舞蹈的气息

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我对翩翩起舞的你

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忘情沉醉

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啊 出局的气息

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我对疯疯癫癫的你

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拜拜 亲一个

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00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,610
无可奈何 我似乎比较适合

472
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:28,360
像是给小孩子写的练习题

473
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,210
甚至还想互相感受成长痛

474
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,870
不行! 不行! 爱意大堵车!

475
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,670
永远永远 最爱你 Shake Na Baby

476
00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:39,750
朝着停滞标志前进的宝贝

477
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:42,320
怦然心动 最爱你 Shake Na Baby

478
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,090
以嚣张姿态齐声高歌

479
00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:47,870
- 我第一次救援的对象
- 我当然会赔偿的

480
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,970
- 是姬川真是太好了
- 我好喜欢这个

481
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,400
- 约会任务开始
- 不过想偷走我的心可不容易哦

482
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,220
- 我希望你可以步入最棒的婚姻
- 我所追求的幸福婚姻的第一步

483
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:54,140
下集

484
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:55,980
初次的对象