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有群持续磨练着杀人技巧的人

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人称"高手"

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他们在漫长的血脉传承下

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掌握了必杀必中的绝技"变性血统"

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这是一段, 身为高手的一分子

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"用毒人"下吕光的相亲故事

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锁定好目标 Latata

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怀抱着秘密 Latata

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I know you want it

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And sure, I love it

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所以就戴着面具 Latata

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Run, run, run

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背靠着背 Run

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Fun, fun, fun

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无法预测 but fun

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在互相试探的尽头

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击穿渐深的黑夜

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就这样怀抱着毒药

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嘲笑奋不顾身的我们吧

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TOXIC

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如果是为了你

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TOXIC

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连命运也能改写

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无可救药地深陷于你

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明天要怎么选? Kill or Kiss

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TOXIC

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你渴望的是什么呢

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TOXIC

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我会一直待在这里

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不可思议地陪伴在你身边

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你会怎么选? Kill or Kiss

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Kill or Kiss

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Kill or Kiss

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Kill or Kiss

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干杯

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(新央大学露营同好会)
来, 久等了

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这是柠檬沙瓦

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下吕他没问题吧

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这就是传说中的"迎新派对"

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没想到这会是这次的工作地点

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新生过来集合一下

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好~

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那就来庆祝我们入学和相遇

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干杯

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干杯

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你是一年级的吧

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怎么样? 迎新玩得开心吗

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很, 很开心

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怎么哭了?

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总觉得有点抱歉

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再, 再见咯

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好不容易学姐们来找我说话

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我侄女今天春天开始上大学

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想请你担任她的保镖

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不过要请你尽量表现得自然一点

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我叫嬉野诗织

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这孩子的父亲…

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我的哥哥, 让这间公司在他这一代壮大

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但他在一年前因病去世

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他留下了遗言

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- Yeah! You got it!
说等他女儿诗织长大成人

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- Keep it going on
就要让她继承这间公司

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(空气椅子)
(拿着托盘静止不动吧!)

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但有人对此感到不服

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那就是我的姐姐

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她坚持"继承BALSAC的权利在我手上"

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(次男 光彦)(长女 双江)(故·长男 和仁)
她坚持"继承BALSAC的权利在我手上"

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不晓得双江会使出什么手段

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但据说她雇用了一般人无法对付的

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"会使用奇妙招式的人"

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那个, 感谢你愿意接下这种委托

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(大岛大吾)
他说这是你的学生证

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从今天开始你就是
大学三年级生"大岛大吾"了

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真的假的

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那, 那个

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我现在就有件事想拜托你

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那个…

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我想参加"聚餐"

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特地去参加"聚餐"…

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拜托你了

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真拿你没办法

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(新央大学露营同好会)

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那换下面一位
(新央大学露营同好会)

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(新央大学露营同好会)

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我是读经济学院一年级的

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嬉野诗织

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那个…

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这种时候该说什么才好

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喜欢的游戏, 这世代常有的事

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谷湾, 一句搞笑的话

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- 出身地
- 少子高龄化

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- 连续剧
- 失败经验

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- 总体经济  - 江户幕府
- 兴趣 - 恋爱话题

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- 上斜杠铃卧推
- 明天的天气 - 量子力学

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- 上斜杠铃卧推
- 打工

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- 热瑜珈
- 背部倒三角

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- 咖啡厅新品 - 哭哭
- 背部倒三角

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请多多指教

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谢谢你

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下面一位

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下吕你参加聚餐没问题吗

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喝酒的话我已经跟用虫人喝过好几次了

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感觉不放心, 我还是潜进去好了

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让你们见识一下

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一流的"高手"在炒热聚餐气氛上

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同样也是一流的

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我是读经济学院的大岛大吾

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我要来表演一口气干掉八杯

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现在没人玩这套了吧

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接下来才是重头戏

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叫救护车比较好吧

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大家应该会拍手叫好吧

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请多多指教

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这是吸水性聚合物

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不会对身体造成影响

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大惨案

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那么还没做自我介绍的剩…

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叫到你了哦

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(极度放松阿尔卑斯大叔ASMR篝火)

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我是鸣子

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完毕

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等等, 不讲一下名字或是读什么学院吗

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我忘了

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比起那些更重要的是

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能在现在这个瞬间

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跟大家相遇实在让我…

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超感谢命运

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那家伙在干嘛啊

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他刚才一直在冥想吧

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超感谢

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好没内容

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为什么要讲两次?

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他是我的真命天子

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鸣子, 你旁边有人坐吗

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- 我可以坐吗
我也想被善意解读

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我也想被善意解读

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果然是看脸啊

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"聚餐"好深奥

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时薪…

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我说嬉野

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对不起

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下吕你不能把人家吓哭啦

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自己搞砸还迁怒别人吗

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才不是

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我什么话都没说啊

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其实你不用勉强自己也没关系吧

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我想你是因为要继承父亲的公司

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想要克服不擅长与人交谈的问题

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才会逼自己参加聚餐, 但是…

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下吕

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不是的, 我很开心

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难为你愿意考虑我的心情

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可是, 那个…

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跟公司无关

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我是想要融入大家的圈子

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我父亲在最后这么跟我说过

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去喝酒看看吧

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等你满20岁之后

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诗织

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你是个乖孩子

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但太过在意别人了

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像爸爸这样

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把脑中不断思考的事情

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一口气全讲出来

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会比较有趣哦

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我希望你能跟大家相处愉快

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这是我的心愿

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我做不到

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一到这种时候

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我就会满脑子都是想说的话…

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嬉野小姐…

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我很清楚

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总之踏出那一步就行了

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大家也都会接纳我

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我脑中很清楚是这样

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但实际上我总是会担心
说出来会不会让对方傻眼

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惹对方生气或是让对方难过

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到最后也无法跟父亲好好说话

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就连为什么会选我这种胆小鬼当继承人

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我也不敢问

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所以我想要锻炼自己

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让自己变强到能够笑着

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抛开"害怕"这个情绪的程度

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你现在可是被人盯上性命了哦

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下吕

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但要是你有想去的地方

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我也不会拦你

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因为我的工作就是保护你

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报告"夫人"

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对方是个不错的保镖

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举止非常自然

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没有任何破绽

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超忘记充电了

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(用音人)

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别开玩笑了

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过了一个月还没有进展

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你以为我付了多少钱啊

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市价总值1.5兆日圆的

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派对用品品牌的社长

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那种小丫头怎么可能有办法胜任啊

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你什么时候, 什么时候才要"收拾"掉她?

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"时机"未到

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说什么时机未到啊

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我这已经等了超过一个月…

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那个叫"大岛"的保镖

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就算很难缠, 终究也只是个无名小卒吧

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你这个"高手"应该能秒杀他

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夫人, 我会超遵守约定的

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总之

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不是让她主动放弃继承

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就是让她变得无法继承

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最糟的情况

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杀了她也无所谓

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下吕, 你是假学生

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没必要这么认真听课吧

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我是第一次体验这种生活

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所以觉得很有趣

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你的过去也太悲惨了

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就是明天了

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(经济学院新生说明会 集训)

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那边那位同学

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请举出成为业界转机的产品

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"搅拌搅拌麻赘"

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为纪念30周年

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制作了限量100个的梦幻商品

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你很懂嘛

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解放搅拌搅拌市场

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回归搅拌搅拌麻复兴

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也就是搅拌搅拌麻

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赘!

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有像你这样充满热忱的学生

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我也能安心将道途交棒给下个世代…

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这是…

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因为我一直没离开目标身边

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才干脆"来硬的"吗

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教室内有没有可疑的家伙?

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在外面吗

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但我随时都有确认射程范围内没有任何人

239
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同时对大范围进行的攻击

240
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不过

241
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,300
四周环境的空气十分流通

242
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:48,850
不会是瓦斯类的攻击

243
00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:50,930
这样一来

244
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,640
他注射了某种东西之后

245
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,560
立刻就能行动了

246
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,570
对方是隔空传送声波

247
00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:00,320
朝人体和教室进行震动攻击吗

248
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:04,950
将我扰乱的平衡感瞬间超回复

249
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:06,660
一般来说是不可能的

250
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:10,580
有本事做到这么大规模又精准的人…

251
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:14,210
能在瞬间调配那种配方的人…

252
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:16,880
- 是用音人
- 是用毒人

253
00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:22,380
下吕

254
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:25,260
我已经跟委托人报告了

255
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:28,640
让整件事看起来像是意外, 好平息风波

256
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,260
这是杀手的铁则

257
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,850
嬉野

258
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,690
对方打算确实地杀掉你

259
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,100
下吕

260
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:40,070
那明天的集训不能去了吗

261
00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:41,730
这得交给委托人判断了

262
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:44,820
那当然是OK了

263
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,110
可, 可以吗

264
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:51,410
你不是一直很期待集训吗

265
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,830
学生时代的朋友

266
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:56,080
是无可取代的宝石

267
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,290
你就尽量去多交几个朋友吧

268
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,380
只要交给那两个人处理

269
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:01,920
就不需要担心了

270
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早安

271
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:07,840
叔叔, 那我出发了

272
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,930
对不起, 让你们等很久

273
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:11,930
不会

274
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:14,020
你包包带这么大一个

275
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:14,890
里面是装了什么啊?

276
00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:18,770
路上小心

277
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,240
就算躲在家里也称不上是绝对安全

278
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:32,280
无论如何都只能跟敌人对决才能解决了

279
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,290
这次跟姬川那时候不一样

280
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,790
"用音人"不知道什么时候会袭击过来

281
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
他是打算在集训做个了断吗

282
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,050
(还剩一天)
这是什么啊?

283
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:53,470
超重要的约定

284
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,180
鸣子真了不起

285
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,060
我也要跟你做约定

286
00:16:57,970 --> 00:17:00,150
那也跟我做约定吧

287
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:01,360
怎么能这样

288
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,940
超重要

289
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,960
会做料理的男人, 受欢迎程度会是三倍

290
00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:26,740
括号城崎调查括号

291
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,180
我要用一流的"料理"抓住所有人的胃

292
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:34,430
那个…

293
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:37,270
要不要吃吃看炒面?

294
00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:42,520
要不要吃吃看炒面?

295
00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:45,440
炒面…

296
00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,440
城崎

297
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,610
"不用管我没关系"

298
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,280
嬉野小姐她跟我这么说

299
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,490
她说她想靠自己想办法

300
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:04,440
到底该怎么做才能跟大家打成一片

301
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,420
- 炒面, 面, 面粉
到底该怎么做才能跟大家打成一片

302
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,120
- 一次一百圆 - 红鹤天堂
到底该怎么做才能跟大家打成一片

303
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,290
- 酱汁, 加水
- 峡湾 - 红生姜, 卷心菜

304
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,050
- 免洗筷, 桦木 - 跳舞练习
- 板块构造论 - 野生吉娃娃

305
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:11,050
- 粉圆 - 垦田永年私财法
- 吸水性聚合物

306
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,470
她没问题吗

307
00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,270
既然搭话也没用

308
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,900
那就想想其他的方法

309
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,070
为什么要扮成魔法少女?

310
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,440
这没有动过任何手脚或机关

311
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:41,750
那我要开始了

312
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:45,040
乓噗噜乒噗噜乓姆砰喷

313
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,000
乒噗噜乓噜噗乓姆砰喷

314
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,750
好厉害

315
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,300
好强

316
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,270
怎么做到的?

317
00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:56,220
那接下来我要变出大份的炒面了

318
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,600
乒噗噜乓噜噗乓姆砰喷

319
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:00,560
奇怪?

320
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,020
行不行啊

321
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,940
嬉野小姐, 你好会变魔术哦

322
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:15,410
那是我们公司的商品

323
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,240
我是第一次秀给大家看

324
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,410
虽然最后搞砸了

325
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,330
我不擅长说话

326
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,580
但我想到下吕先生之前

327
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,460
在聚餐上表演的事情

328
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,210
就想说这是个好主意

329
00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:35,880
谢谢你

330
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,600
我又没做什么

331
00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:43,310
哎呀, 哎呀呀

332
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,230
- 没事…
哎呀, 哎呀呀

333
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,400
不客气

334
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,520
话说你们知道那个吗

335
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,490
"克拉尼"大人诅咒的事

336
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:55,990
那是什么啊

337
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:58,950
这里原本是个废弃村落

338
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,530
人们直到战前

339
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:03,200
似乎都还会向神明献上"祭品"

340
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,960
每隔几年, 在歉收的那年

341
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:11,710
便会将村里年纪最小的孩子选为祭品

342
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:17,130
然后他们会将那孩子关进那座祠堂里

343
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:45,080
虽然那项习俗在战后被废除了

344
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:48,960
(再次发生火灾, 连续不慎走火)
村子却频繁发生土石流或是火灾等灾难

345
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,710
原本最兴盛时有将近一千人的居民

346
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,090
如今一个人都不剩了

347
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,680
但是到现在

348
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,140
"克拉尼"大人仍在等着"祭品"

349
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,270
而那祭品…

350
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,230
就是你!

351
00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:09,520
全都是骗人的吧

352
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,850
大岛

353
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:12,240
你反应这么冷淡

354
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,570
反而感觉很逊哦

355
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,610
抱歉嬉野, 这全都是真的

356
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:20,160
气氛已经营造差不多了吧

357
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:20,960
是啊

358
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,950
那我们就开始吧

359
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:27,290
大家期待已久的试胆大会

360
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:28,710
真假

361
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,910
对了, 你们有看到鸣子吗

362
00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:34,380
我想跟他一起走耶

363
00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:58,440
这座森林的调查

364
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,610
做得超好

365
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,700
嬉野诗织

366
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:08,750
你的尖叫声与极致的合奏…

367
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,460
让我们开演吧

368
00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:29,990
啊! 可疑的气息!

369
00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:31,900
我大吃一惊 吓一大跳 倒霉透顶

370
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,240
浑然忘我

371
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,620
啊! 出局的气息!

372
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,620
你胡说八道 烦躁不已 失望透顶

373
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:38,670
拜拜 亲一个

374
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,790
无可奈何 我似乎比较适合

375
00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:44,620
像是给小孩子写的练习题

376
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:47,390
连传染病都想深爱不已

377
00:22:47,390 --> 00:22:50,340
不行! 不行! 恋情大堵车!

378
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,840
永远永远 最爱你 Shake Na Baby

379
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,060
朝着扭曲标志前进的宝贝

380
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:58,550
怦然心动 最爱你 Shake Na Baby

381
00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:01,310
我们两个就是安慰奖

382
00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:13,780
啊 舞蹈的气息

383
00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:15,600
我对翩翩起舞的你

384
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,040
忘情沉醉

385
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,310
啊 出局的气息

386
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,500
我对疯疯癫癫的你

387
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,500
拜拜 亲一个

388
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,620
无可奈何 我似乎比较适合

389
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:28,380
像是给小孩子写的练习题

390
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:31,220
甚至还想互相感受成长痛

391
00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:33,890
不行! 不行! 爱意大堵车!

392
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,690
永远永远 最爱你 Shake Na Baby

393
00:23:36,690 --> 00:23:39,770
朝着停滞标志前进的宝贝

394
00:23:39,770 --> 00:23:42,340
怦然心动 最爱你 Shake Na Baby

395
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:45,110
以嚣张姿态齐声高歌

396
00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:47,420
想逃走是超不可能的

397
00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:48,760
- 到底发生了…
想逃走是超不可能的

398
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,810
- 别被我甩下去了啊
- 我的身体来到了最佳状态

399
00:23:50,810 --> 00:23:52,140
- 如果不把握住这种机会
- 应该能让我超享受一番

400
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,270
- 吸水性聚合物
- 应该能让我超享受一番

401
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,390
下集

402
00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:56,020
克拉尼大人