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《弱弱老师》

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(第1话 咒恨老师)
凡事都差不多就好

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这是我经历16年的人生
最终得出的结论

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我们又同班了

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不远不近的朋友关系

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-好耶 我们同班
-普普通通的同班同学

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不知道班导是谁

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新学期

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(阿比仓)
新学期

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(秉持差不多主义的高二学生)
截至目前为止 可以说是一切顺利

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(窃笑)

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如果能再来个差不多的好班导

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什么声音

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这…这个人是老师吗

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她好像在说些什么

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肯定是在诅咒我们吧

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不仅浑身是血 还一直抖动

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她就是我们今年的班导吗

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她是鶸村日和老师

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在新学期第一天

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就传出惹她生气会被诅咒的谣言

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甚至被取名为"咒恨老师"

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我看到咒恨老师的笔记本上
贴了超多符咒

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她有天还突然撞过来

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(咚)

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(小声嘟哝)
又对我说了很多像诅咒的话

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又对我说了很多像诅咒的话

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像这样的证词

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早已满天飞

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糟透了

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班导居然是那种
令人毛骨悚然的老师

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这样一点都不普通啊

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水…水黾是红色的 aiueo

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在里面的人是咒恨老师吧?

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她一个人在这里做什么

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(咳咳)

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浮藻里…

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(咳咳)

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好…好了

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那…那么

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要开始上课咯

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上课?

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但现在已经放学了
根本没有学生啊

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(阴森森)
难道…

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她用玩偶代替学生
来进行诅咒仪式吗

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这个老师果然如传闻说的一样

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那我们先来复习一年级的内容

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Opinion
这个单词是什么意思呢

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(指)
好 纹甲乌贼同学你来回答

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乌贼?

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是…是"意见"的意思

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(正确答案)
答…答对了 给你一朵小花花

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这…这人一人分饰两角
在玩角色扮演游戏啊

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下一个问题

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难…难道她真的
只是在练习怎么教课吗

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用玩偶练习?

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这次换虎河豚同学来回答

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是"气氛"的意思

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答对了

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话说 她的声音也太虚了吧

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声音是不是有点小啊

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原来她自己也知道啊

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(摸)

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没错…

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要深吸一口气 让腹部膨胀起来

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接着再发出声音

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(弹出)

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(摸来摸去)
为什么

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(摸来摸去)
为什么突然脱衣服

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为了确认肚子有没有膨胀吗

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就算穿着衣服也摸得出来吧

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那是另一种呼吸法啦

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(气喘吁吁)
呃 体力太差了吧

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不过该怎么说呢

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(心跳加速)
不过该怎么说呢

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(不停喘气)
她真的好弱

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完全没办法移开视线

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(心跳加速)
就各方面来说

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稍…稍微休息一下

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(坐下)
稍…稍微休息一下

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等等 那边的椅子

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你刚才挪开了啊

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危险

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我…我很容易怯场

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体力也不好

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还老是笨手笨脚的

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(害羞)

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但好不容易实现梦想 成为老师了

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却在入职第一年就被派来当班导

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所以我才想说要更努力才行

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声…声音越来越小了

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(露出)

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今天早上还不小心跌倒 撞到门上

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发出很大的声音

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把大家都吓了一跳

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所以才流了那么多血吗

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对了

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要赶紧确认接下来的安排

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不然马上又要忘记了

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(贴满)
不是符咒

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(英文课改成国文课)
而是便条纸?

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(开学典礼后新任教师打招呼)
而是便条纸?

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被撞了

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对…对不起

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像诅咒的嘟哝

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原来如此 谜题都解开了

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我的班导根本不是什么咒恨老师

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而是一位声音有气无力

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体力也不好

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但却非常努力的弱弱老师

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那…那我差不多该告辞了

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那…那个 谢谢

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不…不好意思 你能再说一次吗

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阿比仓同学

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谢谢你刚才救了我

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让我彻底坠入爱河了

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不行了

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从那之后
我就一直很在意那位奇怪的老师

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一 二

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一 二 三

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(瑟瑟发抖)
一 二 三

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(瑟瑟发抖)
一 二

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鶸村老师?

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五 六…

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难道她又在锻炼弱弱的自己了?

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(伸展)
难道她又在锻炼弱弱的自己了?

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(气喘吁吁)
话说 那件运动外套是怎么回事?

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看起来超紧绷的

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那绝对是她高中的外套啊

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(喘气)

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还在暖身阶段就累到气喘吁吁了

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很…很好

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该来进行今天的特训了

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特训?

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居然是跳绳

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原来如此

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跳绳的话
就算是弱弱老师应该也跳得起来吧

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奇…奇怪

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嘿咻

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又不是二回旋

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怎么会有跳不起来的问题啊

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(五花大绑)
为什么一副已经跳完的表情啊

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稍…稍微休息一下

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(滑落)

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在那种状况下走路的话

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危险

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阿比仓同学

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别误会 这是…

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我们学校在十月的体育祭上

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(一二)
我们学校在十月的体育祭上

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(一二)
不是要举办班级对抗的跳绳比赛吗

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但我的体力比其他人还差

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为了不给大家添麻烦

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才想说先练习一下

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现在才四月耶

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这样的话

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从最基础的体能开始锻炼
或许会比较好哦

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像是在家锻炼肌耐力之类的

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我其实有试过

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但感觉不是很顺利

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而且我只要一用力
就会不自觉地发出奇怪的声音

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害邻居们很困扰

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什么奇怪的声音啊

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是像平时那种类似下咒的声音吗

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不过

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如果阿比仓同学愿意协助我

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我或许就能办到了

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(脸红心跳)
(按压)

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这是什么状况啊

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不好 完全冷静不下来

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找话题跟她闲聊吧

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话…话说 老师

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你有什么理想的类型吗

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什么

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我在问什么啊

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这…这个嘛

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我理想的类型

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应…应该是那种看起来精神焕发

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还能用响亮的声音做正确的指导

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并且深受到学生信赖

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我想成为这样的老师

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原来是在说理想中的老师形象啊

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(现实 理想)

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而且

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这不是跟她现在的状况完全相反吗

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奇怪的声音原来是指这个啊

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弱弱老师连运动神经都弱弱的

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(杂货店)

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大家都以为我的班导

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是个非常可怕的人

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(汉字练习簿)

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咒恨…不对 鶸村老师

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你的笔记本掉了

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(伊藤波绘)

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不要啊 对不起

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虽说是为了记住学生的名字

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但有必要像在练习写汉字一样
写那么多遍吗

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虽然她非常努力

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但却是个笨拙的人呢

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不知道有没有什么
我能帮上忙的地方

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鶸村老师?

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(目光)
居然哭得那么夸张

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(目光)
是在看什么啊

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作者近照?

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上面到底写了什么啊

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弱弱老师连泪腺都好弱

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买了

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毕竟是能让她感动到嚎啕大哭的书

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确实让人有点在意呢

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(如何治好怯场)
(高中老师的指导技巧)

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又买那种书

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害我都想哭了

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(慌慌张张)

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难道是钱不够吗

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不会吧

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弱弱老师连经济能力都很弱吗

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那个 呃

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(呼)

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太好了 好像有带够

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(来看书集点吧 每天读书)

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请问要购买袋子吗

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一个袋子5圆

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带得这么刚好吗

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连一个5圆都找不出来?

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(如何治好怯场)
(高中老师的指导技巧 目光)

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没…没关系

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根本不是没关系

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老师本来就弱不禁风了

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还抱着伞和三本书

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怎么可能平安回得了家啊

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对了 我有那个

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鶸村老师

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(碰撞)

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阿…阿比仓同学 不好意思

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没…没事 呃 那个

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老师

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不介意的话 这个给你用

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袋子?

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这怎么行 太不好意思了

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虽然这个袋子有点薄

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但总比没有好

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谢谢你

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不是吧

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好厉害

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阿比仓同学给我的塑料袋
保护了我的书

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虽然衣服都湿了

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但我很喜欢看书

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谢谢你保护了它们

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衬衫出大事了

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老师 你还是穿着外套比较好

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看来弱弱老师

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连运气都很差

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《弱弱老师》

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鶸村老师?

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阿比仓同学

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早…早安

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你没事吧?

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为什么要跑这么快

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我不太擅长早起

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所以不小心睡过头了

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(若隐若现)
弱弱老师在早上也弱弱的

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弱弱老师在早上也弱弱的

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今天的第二节课

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是我第一次跟大家开班会

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我得早点去准备才行

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那我先走了

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路上小心

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话说 你胸前的钮扣…

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早…早安

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别过来啊

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但她真的能做好吗

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班会时间可是有整整一小时耶

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光是每天早上的朝会
就已经手忙脚乱了

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大…大家

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班会

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要开始了

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(害怕)
葬…葬礼?

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(害怕)
她刚才是说葬礼吧

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可怕的班会开始了

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(送葬班会)
可怕的班会开始了

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(瑟瑟发抖)

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简直是地狱开局

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大家看起来都超害怕的

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字也扭来扭去的

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她好像比平时还紧张

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那是什么? 经文吗

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我们现在是在参加生前葬礼吗

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这根本不是在开班会了

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总觉得她的脸有点红耶

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是因为早上用跑的

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现在还没缓过来吗

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(心跳加速)

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(裂开)

294
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咒恨老师…

295
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握着美工刀

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难道…

297
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(凶神恶煞)
是在蓄力吗

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准备蓄力对我们发动攻击?

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咒恨老师不丢粉笔

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而是丢美工刀吗

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她绝对没有那种力气

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应该是有什么原因才动不了吧

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这是我第一次跟大家开班会

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老师 我想当班长

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说到新学期的第一场班会

306
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肯定要先选班长吧

307
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那么接下来就由我来主持吧

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好煎熬

309
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这个职位一点也不普通啊

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老师 你没事吧?

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阿…阿比仓同学

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呃 那个

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可以帮我解开吗

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勾到了

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她没有穿内裤

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因为早上睡过头
我不小心忘记穿了

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还会发生这种事吗

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不对

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以她早上那慌乱的模样来看
确实有这个可能性

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00:17:22,797 --> 00:17:25,156
我的脚还抽筋了

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但要我在大家面前摸老师的丝袜

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阿比仓同学

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这是我第一次和大家开班会

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我不想以失败告终

325
00:17:39,299 --> 00:17:41,403
我…我现在帮你解开

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(吓到)

327
00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:45,905
(一片寂静)

328
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(强装镇定)
那我们继续开班会吧

329
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(二年二班)

330
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嗨 班长

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帮我写作业吧

332
00:17:56,754 --> 00:17:57,712
闭嘴啦

333
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虽说是为了帮助老师

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00:18:00,502 --> 00:18:03,800
但我居然顺势变成了班长

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00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:08,203
原本普普通通的校园生活
正在逐渐崩坏啊

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这是什么

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00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,103
决斗书?

338
00:18:15,104 --> 00:18:16,802
给阿比仓同学

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我想跟你讨论一下
今后的班级经营方针

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00:18:20,703 --> 00:18:23,399
放学后可以请你留下来吗

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跟老师单独对谈

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班长万岁

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阿…阿比仓同学

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谢谢你过来一趟

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00:18:34,151 --> 00:18:35,603
扩音器?

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00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:37,749
那…那个 老师

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我们不是要讨论
今后的班级经营方针吗

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00:18:40,456 --> 00:18:43,106
是…是这样没错

349
00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:45,756
但今天在教职员会议上…

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鶸村老师

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你的音量让人有点难听清楚

352
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:52,294
这样不会影响授课吗

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(打击)

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00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:55,552
真是一针见血

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00:18:55,552 --> 00:19:00,406
所以我想说用这个
让声音好好传出去

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00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,348
虽然看得出来她很努力

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00:19:04,349 --> 00:19:07,648
但只是扩大了声音 还是听不清楚

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我觉得这个主意不错

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00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:11,248
大家之所以会害怕老师

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00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:14,254
主要就是你们在沟通上
有一点小问题

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00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:17,350
大…大家很怕我?

362
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,898
她没有发现吗

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00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:24,105
我让大家害怕了吗

364
00:19:24,105 --> 00:19:25,849
心…心好痛

365
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,151
难怪

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00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:34,154
我就想说大家好像
一直避开我的视线

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00:19:34,155 --> 00:19:35,100
咦

368
00:19:35,101 --> 00:19:38,960
但阿比仓同学不是可以
和我正常交流吗

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00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:39,459
(吓一跳)

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00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,661
这个嘛

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00:19:42,004 --> 00:19:42,854
这么说起来

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00:19:42,854 --> 00:19:49,252
我听说阿比仓同学在一年级时
不是特别积极的学生

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00:19:49,253 --> 00:19:52,354
但你却主动说要当班长

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00:19:52,355 --> 00:19:53,558
所以就算害怕

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00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:56,358
你还是来跟我搭话了吧

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00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:58,999
太厉害了 我好尊敬你

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00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,951
总…总觉得好像产生了奇怪的误解

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00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,453
总之扩音器是个好方法

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00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:10,097
试着慢慢地
将一字一句说清楚吧

380
00:20:10,098 --> 00:20:11,803
原…原来如此

381
00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:17,351
水…水黾是红色的

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00:20:17,352 --> 00:20:18,998
好厉害 听清楚了

383
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,147
真…真的吗

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00:20:22,147 --> 00:20:27,251
那…那么如果我站在讲台上
后面的座位也能听清楚吗

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00:20:31,503 --> 00:20:33,998
水黾

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00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:35,907
听得到哦 超清楚的

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00:20:36,544 --> 00:20:37,417
(心花怒放)

388
00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:41,947
这…这样大家就不会怕我了吧

389
00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:43,802
肯定没问题的

390
00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:47,445
我的想法真的能传达给大家吗

391
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,862
绝对可以的

392
00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:51,652
阿比仓同学

393
00:20:51,653 --> 00:20:54,524
我的心意有传达给你吗

394
00:20:54,525 --> 00:20:56,948
(小鹿乱撞)
有哦

395
00:20:57,354 --> 00:20:58,730
现在到底在做什么啊

396
00:21:01,255 --> 00:21:02,501
谢谢你

397
00:21:02,898 --> 00:21:06,404
阿比仓同学总是在帮助我呢

398
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,401
没有啦 我也没做什么

399
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:13,236
只是碰巧撞见老师努力的模样罢了

400
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,915
(心跳加速)
我搞不好真的喜欢上老师了

401
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:22,704
但是有点累了呢

402
00:21:22,704 --> 00:21:23,959
(掉落)

403
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,954
扩音器要掉了

404
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:30,699
那可是老师今后要用来
与班上同学沟通的重要道具啊

405
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,153
对…对不起 阿比仓同学

406
00:21:38,502 --> 00:21:40,517
没…没事 是我不好

407
00:21:40,518 --> 00:21:41,143
(震动)
没…没事 是我不好

408
00:21:41,143 --> 00:21:41,646
(吓到)

409
00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:44,404
我…我马上起来

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00:21:44,405 --> 00:21:45,352
等等

411
00:21:45,353 --> 00:21:48,747
请…请你现在先不要说话

412
00:21:50,204 --> 00:21:54,956
结果完全没讨论到班级经营的事呢

413
00:21:54,956 --> 00:21:57,254
改天再重新讨论吧

414
00:21:58,548 --> 00:22:00,048
阿比仓同学

415
00:22:01,252 --> 00:22:03,497
你就是我理想中的班长

416
00:22:03,497 --> 00:22:06,056
今后让我们一起加油吧

417
00:22:06,649 --> 00:22:07,452
好的

418
00:22:07,849 --> 00:22:10,009
奇怪的误会好像洗不清了